Thursday, 29 March 2012

Insult sms














































Boy: Hi



Girl: Hey How Are You . What Are You Doing ?



Boy: I Am Texting To The Most Beautiful Girl Of The World.



Girl: (Emotionally)

Awwwwww. ...... :'( :D :D

So Sweet Of You :) :)

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Boy: But She Is Not Replying So I Am Texting You..XP :P








 
Boy: "ILY" ...



Girl: "Awwww... I Love You Too, FOREVER..." ...

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Boy: "I Said, 'I'm Leaving You'..." :P








 
CUTE INSULT :

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Girl : I Want To Say Something

To U..!!

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Boy : What.?!

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Girl : Its 3 Words & 8

Letters..!!

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Boy : I Knw. Its I Love You..

But I Dont..!!

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Girl : No.

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Boy : Then What..?

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Girl : Go To Hell !!








 
Girl : What Are You Doing ?



Boy : Im Talking With My Angel Now :S



Girl : Aww , Do U Know That You Are So Sweet ?



Boy : Yes , Ohhh But My Angel Just Signed Off So Im Talking With Yu Now !! :P



Girl : Aaaargh ><









 
Gf : Am I Pretty Or Ugly?



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Bf : You Are Both



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Gf : What Do Yu Mean Both ?



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Bf : Gf : Am I Pretty Or Ugly?



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Bf : You Are Both



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Gf : What Do Yu Mean Both ?



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Bf : You Are Pretty Ugly











 
Girlfriend: Come On Lets Watch A Horror Movie

Me: No, Lets Watch Your Photo Album ;D








 
Fact: You Cannot Breathe Fast And Hard While Your Tongue Is Out And Your Mouth Is Open







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PS: Good Boy. Now Roll Over ;) :P

Apane Mere Tommy Ki Yaad Dila Di.












 
Last Night

I Had A Dream Of U.

U Were Traveling In Bus!

Suddenly The Bus Lost Control N Fell In The River.

Every1 Swam 2 Save Their Life,

But U Were Still Swiming N Searching 4 Som1.

1 Person Asked U Whom U R Searching 4?



U Said



Arrey, Conductor Kidhar Gaya,



20 Rupaye Dye They 6 Rupey Lene They.... ;-)



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/"/> TXt

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If You Think

I M Bad. . .



Come To Me...

I'll Give You More Better

Reasons

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To Hate Me ...=P ;)








 
You Are A Normal Person

In Case 0f :

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1- U Got A Facebook Account



2- U Got A Mobile Phone



4- U Are Wasting Ur Time Reading This



5- U Didnt Notice That Thre Is No N.O(3)



7- U Went To Check If N.O 3 Is There



8- Where Is N.O 6 ?



9-U Are Now Smiling



10- Where Is N.O (1)



11- LOL U Went To Check N.O 1



Do U Really Think U R Normal? =P ;) 

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