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Boy: Hi
Girl: Hey How Are You . What Are You Doing ?
Boy: I Am Texting To The Most Beautiful Girl Of The World.
Girl: (Emotionally)
Awwwwww. ...... :'( :D :D
So Sweet Of You :) :)
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Boy: But She Is Not Replying So I Am Texting You..XP :P
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Boy: "ILY" ...
Girl: "Awwww... I Love You Too, FOREVER..." ...
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Boy: "I Said, 'I'm Leaving You'..." :P
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CUTE INSULT :
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Girl : I Want To Say Something
To U..!!
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Boy : What.?!
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Girl : Its 3 Words & 8
Letters..!!
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Boy : I Knw. Its I Love You..
But I Dont..!!
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Girl : No.
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Boy : Then What..?
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Girl : Go To Hell !!
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Girl : What Are You Doing ?
Boy : Im Talking With My Angel Now :S
Girl : Aww , Do U Know That You Are So Sweet ?
Boy : Yes , Ohhh But My Angel Just Signed Off So Im Talking With Yu Now !! :P
Girl : Aaaargh ><
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Gf : Am I Pretty Or Ugly?
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Bf : You Are Both
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Gf : What Do Yu Mean Both ?
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Bf : Gf : Am I Pretty Or Ugly?
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Bf : You Are Both
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Gf : What Do Yu Mean Both ?
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Bf : You Are Pretty Ugly
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Characters : 245 | Sms Length : 2 |
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Girlfriend: Come On Lets Watch A Horror Movie
Me: No, Lets Watch Your Photo Album ;D
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Fact: You Cannot Breathe Fast And Hard While Your Tongue Is Out And Your Mouth Is Open
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PS: Good Boy. Now Roll Over ;) :P
Apane Mere Tommy Ki Yaad Dila Di.
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Last Night
I Had A Dream Of U.
U Were Traveling In Bus!
Suddenly The Bus Lost Control N Fell In The River.
Every1 Swam 2 Save Their Life,
But U Were Still Swiming N Searching 4 Som1.
1 Person Asked U Whom U R Searching 4?
U Said
Arrey, Conductor Kidhar Gaya,
20 Rupaye Dye They 6 Rupey Lene They.... ;-)
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Characters : 353 | Sms Length : 3 | |
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If You Think
I M Bad. . .
Come To Me...
I'll Give You More Better
Reasons
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To Hate Me ...=P ;)
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You Are A Normal Person
In Case 0f :
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1- U Got A Facebook Account
2- U Got A Mobile Phone
4- U Are Wasting Ur Time Reading This
5- U Didnt Notice That Thre Is No N.O(3)
7- U Went To Check If N.O 3 Is There
8- Where Is N.O 6 ?
9-U Are Now Smiling
10- Where Is N.O (1)
11- LOL U Went To Check N.O 1
Do U Really Think U R Normal? =P ;) |
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