Thursday, 29 March 2012

Nagaichuvai



Nagaichuvai is funny stuff and comedy jokes in Tamil which are jolly to read and enjoy.
Mokkai Nagaichuvai 

Boy1: Dai Naalaiku nan cinemaku poren variya da

Boy2: Mudinja varen da

Boy1: Mudinja piragu yenda vara? Padam arambikum bothu vaada. Good night 
Teacher Student Nagaichuvai 

Teacher: Padikkira Pasanga Oru Naalaikku 8 Mani Neram Thoongina Podum.

Stud: Adhu Eppadi Sir Mudiyum, Oru Naalaikku 7 Mani Neram Thaan school.!!! 
Nagaichuvai Joke 

Boy: Un veetukku poyirunthen, inimelum namakku kalyanam aakumunu enakku thonala.



Girl: Ennoda appava parthingala?



Boy: Illa un thangachiya parthen... 
Mokkai 

Saintha Gopuram Japanla kattiruntha enna peyar:



NIKKUMO-NIKKATHO



kalyana thosam 

Josiyar: kalyanathuku appuram ungaluku oru THOSAM neengaitum...

Man: Apdiya..enna thosam,

Josiyar : SANTHOSAM...







appan pulla latchanam 

appan: pullaiyada nee. ella subjectlayum fail.enna inimay appa nu kupdaathe?

pulla: sari machi.. summa seen podaama sign na podu



Mokkai sms 

Post Office'la Enna Mirugam irukkum.?

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Yosinga.?

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Theriyaleya.?

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"Otta-Gum" irukkum.



mokkai 

Pls tell me the Answer in single word for the following two questions:





Naagam (Pambu) Seeruvathu Ethanale?



Nadigargal Oduvathu Ethanale ?





Ans: Padam Edukka

Submitted by balu on 10-Feb-2010
mokkai 

Pls tell me the Answer in single word for the following two questions:





Naigal (Dogs) oduvathu ethanale ?



Nakku Inippathu Ethanale ?





Ans: Kal Kandal



mokkai 

Pls tell me the meaning for the following words if you are genius



ENAKKUM

1000

UNAKKUM





Ans: Enakkum Unakkum Idayil Aayiram Erukkum



Mokkai 

a rice cooker z sliped frm 10th floor

but not damaged can u guess y?























becz its a

buterfly cooker .

no.no





kadhal kavidhai 

Male lover:

enoda kavithaiai kael

'Uyirae Uyirae

Unnal Nenjam

Eridhae Eridhae'



Female lover:

Adhukkuthan thanni adikkadhannu sonnam.



exam joke 

stu:sir,enna idu



sir:Question paper



stu:sir,idu enna



sir:Answer paper



stu:enna koduma sir idu,question paper la question iruku,but ans paper la ans illaye



sir:????????????





Differents 

What is differents between parrot & peacock??



Theriyalaya???

parrot josiya paravai, peacock thesiya paravai.Thoppe thoppe...



Funny Tamil Nagaichuvai 

Manager: Yenga Bank'la interest illaama Loan kodukkiroam.



Villager: kodukkaradha konjam sandhoashama kodukkalamala. yean interest illaama kodukkireenga? 
Mr.Bean Joke 

Mr.Bean Friend: Ethuku da sugar dappala"MASALA' nu elthi vatchu iruka?



Mr.Bean : Erumba Yematha thaan....!



sms joke 

Principal: eanda late..?



venkatesh: bike panchar sir,



principal: busla varalam la,



venkatesh: sonna unga ponnu keka matengra sir...

Submitted by priya on 31-Jan-2010
Vaalkai Joke 

kadavul:vun dhavathai mechinen edaavadhu 2 varam kel.

bakthan:naan thoongumbodhu saaga vendum

kadavul: aagattum.matra oru varam?

bakthan:yenakku thookame vara koodaadhu







Hilarious Joke 

ponnu laddu mathiri irrupanu en paian kitta sonnathu thappa pochu



yen ennachu



ponnu parka pona edathula ponna kadichutan.



Thanga manasu 

Boy : Andava naan yaaraium yematra villayae yen entha ponnum ennai kathalikavillai?

God : Baktha Un Nalla Manasuku ellam nallathavae nadakum athil ithuvum onru.

Boy : Thanks.

Submitted by srinivasan on 25-Jan-2010
Father Son Joke 

Village Father: Epidiyo 4 varusam 'COLLEGE' padipa mudichita,

aduthu enna seyya pora?



Son: Arrears'nu oru melpadipu irukudhuppa adha padikanum pa! 
Funny Doctor Joke 

Nurse : Sir, Nan innaikku 5.10'kku polamnu irukken.

Doctor : Nee nallathanemma irukre, 70-80'la polamae

Nurse : Doctorrrrr 
JOLLY Joke 

Driver:Sorry sir petrolmullusa dry aaiduchu.Inimel oru adikuda munnadi nagarathu.



Manager:hmmm..sari reverse edu veetukavadhu pokalam..



Timing Tamil Joke 

Amaichar: Manna ethiri naatu mannan ungalai "porukku" alaikkirar.



Mannar: Porukkellam varamudiyathu, vendumaanal "Barukku" vara sollu. Adichu pakalam. 
Funny Husband 

Hus: EnakuOperationla ethavadhu achuna nee Doctora kalyanam pannikko.



Wife:Yen ipdi pesurenga!!?



Hus:Avana palivanga enakku vera vazhi theriyala. 
Husband and Wife Funny Tamil Joke 

Wife : ennanga pinnadi oruthan ennoda kala sorandaran.

Husband : konjam thirumbi mugatha kaattu sorandave matan! 
Milk Kadi 

1 Litre Milka 20 Nabar Kudikkanum?

Eppadi?

Vaayalathan. 
Today joke 

Police: Eppadiya accident nadanthathu?

Driver: Athaan sir enakkum theriyala appo naan thoongittu irundhaen.



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