Tamil Doctor Jokes

Tamil Doctor Jokes is a funny list of Doctor,Patient,Nurse jokes and some of the jokes are quite amusing. Its hilarious to read about silly patients and amusing doctors.

Doctor

Patient1: How u say that he is a duplicate doctor?

Patient2: His handwriting is very well da machi...

Submitted by krishnakls on 10-Sep-2009

Weight

Patient- Doctor,saadham saapta weight poduvoma??

Doctor-Illaye,weight potta dhan saadhame saapda mudiyum..!

Patient-Neenga enna solreenga??

Doctor- Naaan,Cooker la podra weight ah sonnen...!!

Submitted by Prasanna Venkat on 09-Sep-2009

Super Doctor Joke

Patient: Payanukku kaadhu sariya kaeta maattaengudhu doctor.

Doctor: Enna, payanukku anju naala juram adikkudha?

Doctor Nakkal Joke

Patient: Enna doctor, kaal'la adi patta'darkku kanna checkup panna sollureenga?

Docotor: Kaala chakkadai'la vidum pothu unga kannukku enna aachhu endru paarka vaendama?

Lollu Doctor Joke

Lady: Doctor, en purusan konjam naala thookathula pesuraaru.

Doctor: Neenga avara Pagal'la konjam pesa vitta ellam sariya poiyidum.

Blade Joke

Man1: Ungalukku ulcer'raamae?

Man2: Andha vayitherichala aen kaetkireenga!

Mokkai Doctor Joke

Patient: Operation eppam doctor?

Doctor: Veetla sollittu vandhuteengala?

Silly Patient Joke in Tamil

Doctor: Neenga daily hotel'la saapidu'vadhal dhan ungalukku ulcer vandhu irukku.

Patient: Appam naalaiyil irundhu, veetukku parcel vaangittu poi saappidatta doctor?

Tamil Kadi Doctor Joke

Doctor: Ennadhu, unga kannukku chali pidichiricha?

Patient: Aamaam doctor, naan "cooling" glass pottu irundhaen, adhan.

Tamil Doctor Patient Joke

Patient: Doctor, enakku 3 maasama sariyana irumal.

Doctor: 3 maasama summa'va irundheenga?

Patient: Illa irumikkitu irundhaen.

Doctor Tamil Joke

Patient: Wow!, naan pulaichittaen. En operation success.

Appuram doctor sir, neenga operation'kku munndadi meesai illama irundheenga.

Ippam enna ippadi perusa murukku meesai,

kaluthula stethescope badila rendu kilo thanga chain, kayila vera gadhai?

Doctor Joke

Doctor: Indha doctor tholil'layae vittu'dalam endru paarkiraen.

Friend: Aen, patient yaarum varadhillaya?

Doctor: Illa patient yaarum pulaikka'dhillai.

Nurse Joke in Tamil

Nurse1: Andha patient'kku evvalavu mayakka marundhu koduthaalum mayangavae illai.

Nurse2: Appuram enna panna?

Nurse1: Namma doctor charge bill'a kaamichaen, mayangittaru.

Doctor Patient Tamil Joke

Doctor: Udambukku appam appam vyadhi vara dhan seiyyum.

Adhukku poi aen bayandhu kittu hospital vara maattaen'gireenga...

Patient: Naan bayandhadhu vyadhi'kku illa doctor, ungalukku!

Silly Doctor Joke

Patient: Oosi kuthina valikkadhu endru soneenga doctor, ippadi valikkudhu.

Doctor: Enakku valikkadhu endru sonnaen.

Aruvai Doctor Joke

Avar aen kannai katti kondu inippai saapidugiraar?

Doctor dhan avar inippayae paarkka koodadhu endru solli irukkiraaraam.

Funny Tamil Doctor Jokes

Man: Irundhalum neenga adhisthasaali dhan doctor?

Doctor: Edha vachhu sollura?

Man: Ungalukku oru operation'na neenga panna theva illa paarunga!

Oru side mookkula mattum aen podi podugireergal?

Doctor dhan podi poduradha paadhiya korachikka sonnaru.

Patient: Doctor, oor fulla alanjittaen,

neenga eludhi kodutha marundhu engayumae kadaikila.

Doctor: Vaada vaa, pena eldudhalainnu kirikki paartha paper'ra nee dhan thookittu poniya?