Thursday, 29 March 2012

Tamil Kid Jokes



'Tamil Kid Jokes' is a collection of jokes from the mouth of kids and children that are cute yet funny.

Father Son Joke

Father: Ennada ella subject layum oru mark mattum vaangi irukka?

Son: Nee thana sonna, ellathalyum Number 1'na varanum endru.

Student Joke

Student 1: Eppadi da unga appa kitta progress report'la sign vaanguna. Nee than ella subject layum fail aachhae.



Student 2: Ungalala iruttula sign poda mudiyuma endru panthayam vacchaen. Avarum othukittaru. Light'ta off panneettu report card'dai neettittaen.

Appa Amma Magan Joke

Son: Appa, ungala vida amma periyavangala?

Father: illa, aen?

Son: Neenga than sonneenga periyavangala ethirthu pesa koodadu endru. Adha vachu than solluraen.

Funny Family Joke

Naina: Amma adichadarkku aenda ippadi aluvara?

Son: Unnai maadiri ennala vali thanga mudiyadhu naina.

Teacher Student Joke

Teacher; aana aavvana sollu da.



Student;Theriyathu sir



Teacher; Idhu kooda theriyalai? Nee yenda schoolu'kku vara, maadu maykka vendiadu thanea.



Student; maadu maykka kuda theriyala'nuthan, palli kudathuku anupinar.





Internet Kadi Joke

Boy1: Enna night fulla ulundhu ulundhu book padichhum nee fail ayittiya?

Boy2: Aaamam. Aenna naan padichadhu "Facebook"

Exam Kid Joke

Kid: Paatti naan exam eludha poraen.

Paattu: Nalla paarthu eldittu vaappa.

Tamil Kids Joke

Kid: Naina, naan kanakkula noothukku nooru vaangina enna pannuva?

Naina: Appadiyae mayakkam pottu vilundiduvaen.

Kid: Neenga mayakkam poda koodadhu enbadarkku dhan naan 25 mark vaangi irukkaen.

Teacher Kids Joke in Tamil

Kid1: En class teacher solli tharadhu enakku suthama puriyavae illa.

Kid2: Adha vidu, en class teacher solli tharadhu avarukkae puriya villai.

Cat and Kid Tamil Joke

Mummy: Poonai ella paal'laiyum kudichirichu. Adhu varaikkum ennada panni kittu irundha?

Son: Indha poonai'yum paal kudikkuma endru paarthu kondu irundhaen Mummy.

Super Tamil Kid Joke

En payyan seidha velai naala ennala veliya thalaiya kaata mudiyala!

Appadi enna pannaan?

En "WIG"gai kuppaiyila thooki pottuttan.

Kitten and Kid Joke

Mother: Aenda poonai'yoda kadhula paala oothura?

Son: Neenga dhana amma sonneenga, poonai oru vaayilla jeevan endru. Adhan.

Exam Joke in Tamil

En payyan first class'la pass pannittan.

Mela enna padikka vaikka poreenga?

Second class dhan.

Mokkaiappan Joke

Payyan1: En appavai naan madhipadhae illai. Nee eppadi?

Payyan2: Eng'appanavae naan madhipadhillai, indha lakchanathula ungappanai vera madhikka venuma?

Father: Dey, en pocket'la 100 roova vachu irundhaen, ippa 10 roovai dhan irukku.

Son: Neenga dhana noothukku 90 edhukka soneenga.

Man1: En payyan kitta, oorla ellorum mookkula kai vaikkara maadiri edhavadhu oru kaariyam

senja, unga thatha sandosha paduvaaru endru sonnadhu thappa poiyirichu.

Man2: Aen, enna pannan?

Man1: Septic Tank'kai therandhu vittutttan.
Mokkai joke 

DAD: Pakathu veetu ponnu evaluvu mark vangiruku, avala partha'vathu nalla padi.



SON:Ayyo! avala parthu parthu tha pa na padikamala poiten.



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