Tamil Lollu Jokes

"Tamil Lollu Jokes" is a collection of lollu, nakkal and vetti jokes in Tamil which are funny and sweet.

Lollu Joke

Panchayat Thalaivar:

Unnai thiruthavae mudiyadhu.

Gounds:

Naan enna thiruthu'radhukku mark sheeta?

Funny Lollu Joke

Senthil:

Enga, bus mela eri ukkandhu pona kooda ticket vaanganuma?

Gounds:

Bus'la mela nee erinaalum sari, un mela bus

erinaalum sari, ticket vaanga poradhu nee dhan!

Timing Gounds Lollu Joke

Senthil:

Annae, ATM machine'la visiting card'da potta

ennoda PANAM varuma 'nae?

Gounds:

Indha maari kelvi'ya innoru murai kaetta,

unnoda PONAM dhan varum.

Tamil Joke spoofing 7G Rainbow Colony

Cell Pesum vaarthaigal purivathillai

Kaathirunthal message varuvathillai

Oru murai anuppi, maru murai anuppa,

naan onrum kirukkan illai....

ennakku bill katta vazhiumillai...



girl friend irunthum, sms anuppa,

network coverage kidaipadhillai.....

customer care'rukku call panna,

badhil onnum kidaippadhillai....



orumurai than nan call seithal...

varukindra bill aval arivathillai....

irravinulum thinam pagalinilum....

karai-gindra balance therivathillai

Autokaaran Computer Tamil Joke Spoof

Sema Nakkal Comedy



Naan software-kaaran software-kaaran

naalum therinja pc-kaaran

mainframe-la COBOL-kaaran

internet-la java-kaaran

cut and pastu velaikkaaran

logic ulla moolaikkaaranda

naan yeppavumae

programmers'kku uravukkaaranda



Google'nna ajakkuththan,Google-nna gumukkuththan

Google'nna ajakkuththan,Google-nna gumukkuththan



Project perusaachchu,code-um perusaachchu

bug-ga yedhirpaarththu paadhi vayasaachchu

review padapadakkum naeraththilae

Email window-vin oraththilae



Naan H1-la ilavasamaa poaraemmaa

un pillaikkoru B1 vaangi thaaraemma

nambi vandhu paaru,idhu namma softuware-u

C++'la code-u, Crash'um kooda agadhu.



naan softwarekaaran softwarekaaran



backend-ula DB-kaaran

frontend-ula VB-kaaran

OS-ula NT-kaaran

Assembled PC-kkaaranda

naan internet-il

eppo'ludum browsing seivenda



Google-nna ajakkuththan,Google-nna gumukkuththan

Google-nna ajakkuththan,Google-nna gumukkuththan



ISO audit-i aabaththil vida maattaen

Critical bug vandha, maattaennu solla maattaen

appappoe bore adichchaa Orkut'tayum

match nadanda CricInfo paar'thu'duvaen.



Orkut-nna ajakkuththan,Orkut-nna gumukkuththan

Orkut-nna ajakkuththan,Orkut-nna gumukkuththan

Actor Tamil Joke

Actor to fan: Indha padam nooru naal odum'nu enakku nambikkai irukku.

Fan: Nooru naal enna sir, aynooru naal'ae odum.

Actor: Enna sir comedy pannureenga.

Fan: Goyyaala!, mudhala yaaruda comedy pannunadhu?!

If TR tells old crow story

Dey ...

oru oorla irunthuchuda kakaa,

adhu paatti vadaiya suttuduchu sho-ka,



poi marathula ukanthiruchuda knack-a,

appa anga vanthiruchuda nari fluke-a!!



Apo nari kakaa pathu ketucham,,

"kakaa kakka black kakka,

un vadai koncham tha kakka"

Athuku kakaa solichu

"mamma mamma nari mamma

en muthuga konjam sori mamma" nu



Athuku kovapatta nari solicham,

"sambarla potta perungayam...

un vadai vendanda vengayam.."

Vetti Nakkal Joke vetti penne vetti penne vetti penne

vettithanamaa vettipayan thaan vettiya sutharen

project varaadhaa project varaadhaa

inimel inimel ennaku project varaadhaa