Thursday, 29 March 2012

Vetti SMS



Vetti SMS is the ultimate collection of sms for vetti pasanga sending sms to vetti friends during 'vettiya ukkandhu irukka neram'.
Vetti Office Message 

Long back two young indian tailors went to foreign and struggled to get job. Later they started a small shop. Their designs became popular. They rocked the market & became rich. Till now it is popular. That is Adidas. Their names were Adinarayan & Dhasgupta. That became ADIDAS.

PROUD TO BE INDIAN! 
Love Letter Vetti SMS 

"So many girls write luv letters....

But all send the first letter to me....

Think how beautiful im"



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"DUST BIN"

(1 secondla ena thapa nenachitingale)... Good evening.... 
Feelings SMS 

Feel pannu

but

Future-a Spoil pannatha.

Think pannu

but

Time-a Waste pannatha

Sight adi

but

love pannatha.

Intha MSG-a F'wrd pannu But

enake Anupatha.-

:-) 
தத்துவம் 

பாய்சன் பத்து நாள் ஆனாலும்

பாயாசம் ஆகாது ஆனால்

பாயாசம் பத்து நாள் ஆனால்

பாய்சன் ஆயிடும்



Mokka SMS 

Appa adicha valikkum

Amma adicha valikkumA

Aanal site adicha valikkuma?



Friendship SMS 

Kangal azhudhal kerchief thudaikum

Idhayam azhudhal friendship thudaikum

So,

kerchief-a miss pannalam aanal

friendship-i miss panna koodathu



Friendship Vetti SMS 

Teacher is hot water,



Parent is mineral water,



Enemy is salt water,



Lover is ice water,



But

Friendship is



BEER BOTTLE

Chumma pasathula ponguvomla.

Gud nite 
Vetti Thathuvam 

Amma adicha valikum,

Police adicha valikum,

Friends adicha valikum,

Lover adicha kooda valikum,

Aana Sarakku adicha valikuma.

COOL. 
Vetti Paechhu 

Indha SMS il varum anaithum karpanaye

Yar manadhayum punpaduthum nokamillai, sirithuvitu udane marandhu vidavum.





"U R VERY BEAUTIFUL" 
Tamil Ascii Art Text SMS 

(_),,~.____

"\,/" :. : )'\

!,!,"""!,!,"





Pasu anuppi irukken

Daily 10 LITRE Paal tharum.

Adha vithaavathu balance potu sms anuppu 
Friendship Msg 

"Nee vetri perum pothu perumai udan solvean

"HE IS MY FRIEND" endru.

But Nee tholvi thaluvum pothu un arugil amarnthu solven "I AM UR FRIEND"

Endru GOOD MORNING HAVE A NICE DAY

By, your loving friend___ 
Hilarious Tamil Vetti SMS 

Nila Nila odiva!

Nillamal odiva!

Tasmak kadai poivaa!

Old monk konduva!

Elayil chicken vaithu!

4 peg oothu!

Oru peg unakku!

Mathatellam enaku.

Have a Kicking day. 
Vetti Message 

"Unga jathakappadi Ungaluku Arivum alagum athigamaam."



Ippavadhu puriyudha,





Jathakam, Josiyam ellam Poi nnu? 
Sema Mokkai 

"Enna than ungaluku Naan palaya Message anuppinalum, Unga mobile New Message Received nu than sollum" 
Girls Love Vetti SMS 

Girl's love

1st day : hi

2nd day : how r u?

3rd day : nan onnu sonna kova pada kudathu da.

4th day : i love u

5th day : nee illama oru nodikuda vazha mudiyathu da.

6th day: sorry da 2 day's unna pakka mudiyala.

7th day: really sorry enaku mapla pathutanga bye da.



Then Boys life...

8th day: un Kannathu la thadi.

9th day: un Vaiyula Beedi.

10th day: love failure Aana Sogathula Kudi.

It's for love awareness. 
Joke 

Kakavuku pudicha palani ?

vadapalani. 
Thatuvam 

Muthal Muchea Maranathin thodakkam



Tamil Happy New Year SMS 

Jan 1st 2009 la Naanga

Unga Veettukku

Varuvoam.

Vandhu Permanenta

unga Veetlaye

Thanga Poarom.

Engaloada Name:



“SANTHOSAM”

“VETRI”

“NIMMATHI”



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*~ Happy New Year ~*

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Tamil Thirukkural 

1.epporul yar yar payyil erukkiradho apporulai appoluthe amukki vida vendum.



2.aattalil aattal maavaattal avvaattal hotelil aattappadum.



3.theeyinaal sutta karuvaadu naay'inal nakkappadum.



Superb nose cut SMS 

A girl said to me,"I can't marry you".

Give my love letters back.



Next day i gave her a bag and sail,"Find out yours from these".



MORAL:

Namakku 1000 figure madiyum machi



Feb 14 SMS 

February 14.

Bumpper offer...

Not joke.



My heart for sale.



100% Discount.



Please inform to your girl friends.



Conditions Apply:

Sappa figures not allowed



Small SMS 

Coffeela podatha sugarum



Engalai paakkaatha figurum nalla irunthathaa sarithirame illai



LOVE JOKE 

BOY:Kaathal vanthaal solli anuppu



GIRL:Poda idiot.Kalyaaname vanthuduchu,

Intha invitation.!

Uyirodu irundhaal moi anuppu.



TEASING SMS 

neeyum naanum ulagileye srintha friends.

naan viral ,

nee nagam

naan kadal

nee meen

naan nila,

nee vaanam



naan maram

nee









kurangu.

chi keela irangu



FUNNY 

"kamani anbodu

my dear uyir'ku

naan anupum msg.

illa

sms.

vena

msg'a

irukkatum.

ponmani un cellil

signal kidaikkutha?!

en cellil ingu kidaikuthey.

unnai

enni

paarkail

msg kottuthey.

athai

anuppa

ninaikayil balance muttuthu!

manithar purinthu

kolla

ithu

mokka

msg

alla alla alla.

athayum thandi

mattamaanathu.

mattamaanathu.

athu

ennamo theriyala,

enna maayamo puriyala,

un dappa cellukku

mattum

msg anuppama irukka mudiyala.



Thathuvam 

Sogam Enbathu Megam Pola Adu Sollamal Pogum! But Santhosham Enbathu Vanam Pola Adhu Endrum Nilaiththerukkum.

So Be Happy Any Time. 

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