Bol tenu LOHRI te ki uphar deya,
Dosti chahidi ya jaan vaar deya,
Scooter, Moped ya Ferrari car deya,
Bus ine nal hi sar jau ya 2-3 gappan hor mar deya. :)
Happy Lohri!
Punjabi SMS Shayari
Tu sohni main mahiwal tera,
Tenu ishqe de wall sikhavan main,
Aa vekh mere ishq di intehan,
Tenu patt da mass khavavan main
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Khamoshi naal na maar mainu
Eh taan dass mera kasoor ki hai
Ya taan katal kar de yaa gal kar lai
Dass dohaan vichon manzoor ki hai??
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Jo assar hai akh di maar ander
oh na teer te na talwaar andar
ohna Rab nu labh ke ki lena
Jinna paa leya Rab nu yaar ander!!!
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Teri gali whicho langaa ge jaan-jaan ke,
saanu pata ae ki tu Thane report likhvayi hoyi ae,
jaa ke puch layi tu Thanedaar nu,
assi ohdi vi kudi fasayi hoyi ae!!!
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Chhad ke Chale gayi Rajni Tu sannu aise halattan che,
Ronde haan asin hun yaad karke tuhanu chandni rattan che.
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Je sajan mill dey yaadan nal….
Te o sadde ton kaddi dur na hundey.
Je maut ton baad payar muk janada…..
Te sache ashiq taj mehal na bnaundey.
New Punjabi SMS Shayari
Jo assar hai akh di maar ander
oh na teer te na talwaar andar
ohna Rab nu labh ke ki lena
Jinna paa leya Rab nu yaar ander…
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Sohne sohne nain-naksh usde
vekhan waale bada pasand karde
sade naal kare oh pyar hass ke
eho jiha Rabba koi parband kar de
sanu vi sohna bana Rabba
nahi taan sohne banaane band kar de…
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Ishq ishq ta har koi karde,
par koi Channa( A River) wich koodan nu tyaar nahi,
ki kahiye ajj-kal de jhuthe aashiqa nu,
Dil de sakde ne par jaan nahi..
Punjabi Translation: Nursery Rhymes..
I – Original:
‘Pussy cat Pussy cat, where have you been?’
‘I have been to London to see the Queen’
‘Pussy cat Pussy cat what did you there?’
‘I frightened a little mouse under the chair!’
Punjabi Translation:
‘Mano Billi, Mano Billi, kithe gai si?’
‘Rani Ji nu milan main vilayat gai si’
‘Ki chan chareya tu othe ja ke?’
‘Ghar wapis aa gai main chuhe kha ke!’
II – Original
‘Baa Baa Black sheep have you any wool?’
‘Yes sir, yes sir, three bags full
One for the master, one for the dame, And one for the
little boy who lives
down the lane.’
Punjabi Translation:
‘Kali Bhed, Kali Bhed, hai kucch unn?’
‘Haan bhai,Haan bhai, Tin pandan gin, Ek tere waste,
ek teri woti lai Ek us
munde lai jehra khara raste’.
III – Original
Humphty Dumphty sat on a wall,
Humphty Dumphty had a great fall,
All the kings’ horses, all the kings’ men Couldn’t put
Humphty Dumphty
together again
Punjabi Translation:
Baba Karnail Singh baitha si Dukaan te’
Baba Karnail Singh diggya dhadam se, Pind de log phir
aa ke kehan lagge,
Baba Karnail Singh te gaya hun kaam se.
Collection of My Punjabi SMS
Teri yaad nu bura kyun kahiye,
jehri har pal saath nibhaundi ae,
tere naalo ta teri yaad hi changi,
jehri haale v saanu milan aundi ae.
Dukh dil vich luko ke hanju naina vich pro k,
tere aan di udeek asi layi baithe ha,
kar tu Yaqen, sanu bhul jaan waleya asi tere piche duniya bhulai baithe ha.
“Mainu jala deo bhaven daba deo,
jadon mar javan.Ik ghoott mere bullan nu la deo,
mein tajmahal nahi mangda o loko.
bas meri kabr te ik THEKKA khula deo.
Hanjoo Paani Nahi,
Ki Jad Marji Rod Dita.
Pyar Karja Nahi,
Ki Jad Marji Mod Dita.
Kaash Ohne Vi Samjheya Hunda,
Ki Dil Sheesha Nahi Jad Marji Tod Dita.
Pyaar saada dovan da sacha c yaara,
pr is pyar nu assi kade jta na sake..
krde rahe intzaar assi ik duje da..
oh bula na sake te assi ja na sake..
Punjabi SMS
Jo assar hai akh di maar ander
oh na teer te na talwaar andar
ohna Rab nu labh ke ki lena
Jinna paa leya Rab nu yaar ander.
Sohne sohne nain-naksh usde
vekhan waale bada pasand karde
sade naal kare oh pyar hass ke
eho jiha Rabba koi parband kar de
sanu vi sohna bana Rabba
nahi taan sohne banaane band kar de.
Ishq ishq ta har koi karde,
par koi Channa( A River) wich koodan nu tyaar nahi,
ki kahiye ajj-kal de jhuthe aashiqa nu,
Dil de sakde ne par jaan nahi.
Punjabi Shayari
Tteriyan ehna gunjla vich razz hai koi,
jo dikhda nahi par benkab hai koi,
roz tarsiyan ne akhan tere didar vich ,
kadi tan mann nu rona vi pya hai tere pyar vich….
yadd tenu karke ni,
tere piche mar ke ni,
kai vaar tan chehre utre hath dhar ke ni,
roj har har ke ni,
sona pya hai tere pyar vich ,
kadi tan mann nu vi rona pya hai tere pyar vich….
socha sochde nu ahh din aa chaliya,
tera pyar adiyeahh ki din dikha chaliya,
dine tan ki rattan nu vi jagga chaliya,
ehh keho jehi zindagi ho gyi hai meri,
pher vi jeenda aa reha hann teri bebfai beshumar vich,
kadi tan mann nu vi rona pya hai tere pyar vich….
Punjabi Jokes
Assi maut rok rakhi te tera intzaar kita,
Sajna tere jhuthe laareya da aitbaar kita,
Assi jaan den lageya ek pal vi na layeya,
te tussi jaan len lageya vi nakhra hajaar kita!!
Padna-likhna chad pare,
Nakal te rakh aas,
chak Rajai te So jaa bhagta,
Rabb karuga paas!!!
Je Saadi Nahin c Tu ho Sakna ,
Kaahnu Pyaar Enna Fer Payeya c
Je Inj hi Rulaana c Varne ,
Kahano Saanu Fer Tu hasaya c
Dear friend, jane anjane ch je main kade tera dil dukhaya hove, tng kita hove ja fir kuj hor jo v kita us lyi…
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Tere to j v hunda kar lai
Punjabi Shayari
1) Jatt te kudi bench te baithe c ; Jat-Tuhada Naam? KUDI- Neena, te tuhada.. Jat- Main kameena.. Kudi-Lagde ta nahin. Jat- Thoda naal ho k baith pata lag
jau..,
2) Tight jean wali kudi nu pendu-bibi 500 daunga ek vaar jean la ke dubara pa ke dikha. Kudi-Rate theek la.Mainu pata e,ik vaar lahun de baad tu paun nahin
deni…
3) Ki hoya je lag gaye Usnu mehndi, aapan v sehra sajawange, saanu pata si o saade naseeb wich nahi,hun usdi chhoti bhain fasawange….
4) Tainu bhulna tan ainna aukha nahin, par jale dil da ilaaj ki kariye..! Je jaan le ke hi tusi khush hona, tan ainni gal utte tuhanu naraaz ki kariye..!
5) Zindagi vich fer kade mile je aapa, kite… vekh ke na nazra jhuka lavi, “TENU VEKHYA LAGDA YAAR KITE” bas ina keh ke jaffi pa lavi.
Punjabi Shayari
1) Barsaat vich asi paani banke wagg jana, patjhad vich asi pta banke chad jana,ki hoya je aj asi tenu tang karde haan,ik din asi tenu dase bina hi tur jana.
2) Main kehndi rahi ohnu apne dil diyan, par ohne khwaab pyar da buneya nahi..Main kiha ik vaar maaf karde, ohne tarla koi suneya nahi..Main kar dita sab kujh
ohde hawale, par ohne dil ton yaar chuneya nahi..Main keh ditta,”TERE BINA MAIN MAR CHALLIYA..”
Oh hass ke kehnda,”KEE KIHA ?? MAINU TA SUNEYA NAHI..!
3) Galat Jagah Te Laayi, Galti Sadi C,
Utto Kiti Laaparwahi, Galti Sadi C,
Ohda Ta Koi Saath Nibhaun Da Vaada Nahi C, Dil Ne Jhoothi Aas Lagai Galti Sadi C…
4) Kinna karde ha pyar tainu pata nahio hona.. Jad lagu pata yaara tu b baith baith rona..Asi saari jind tere laareya ch beetala ge,,Sada ki ae asi chan
taareya nal la la ge.
5) Anmol vachan:jehra khau afeem,ohi lau skeem.Jehra khau jarda 100 sal ni marda.Jehra peeu dodde,ohde ni jurde godde.Jehra khau gheo…..Sala svere hi marya
lo…
6) Rabba dukh na devi dost sade nu, sanu chahe dukhan da pahad dedi, phire vich navi Maruti te dost sada, sanu bhaven Purani ikon Car dedi.
7) Ik dua di aas ch sari rat jaage, par koi tara ambro tutya na,Chura k nazr langh gye kolo di, ona hal v sada puchhya na.Badi mudat ton reejh c kujh aakhan di
par koi manya na koi rusya na, Asin dil te hath rakh takde rahe, ona da turda kadam koi rukya na.ona de bullaan te hase khid de rahe te sade nain’o pani sukya
na, ik milan di aas rahi dil vich te ise aas ch jiwan mukya na
8) Hundi yari v kaisi ajeeb loko,
anjanea nu le k aundi kareeb loko,
mile jina nu na asi kade hunde,
kee pata kadon ban jande ne o sade naseeb loko….
9) Dil de sab tut gye armaan ne,kar lyi galti dil nadan ne, moh lya sanu kise di muskan ne,dil da haal kisi nu ki dasiye… Jaan ban k jaan kad lyi sadi jaan
ne.
10) Thak gayian akhiyan mukdi na aas, langda na din naio langdi eh raat, tere didar nu tarsde asi kriye ardaas, rabba hun ta krade sadi ik mulakaat..
PUNJABI SMS
1) Tere dil diyan mitra tu jane, Sade dil vich tan yari teri hai, Tu jadon tak sada dost raven,Sanu unni umar batheri hai !
2) “Dastak dil te mere yaar kobul hove, khushian naal paroya haar kabul hove saadi nahi aukaat koi tohfa devan di, de sakda haan bas eh PYAAR je kabul hove.”
3) Sanu aj pata lagga vichoda hunda ki,sadde dil naal khed ohda bhar gaya jee,kahnu paya si pyar je nibauna ni si aunda,tere pyar ne sikhaya,sanu rona ni si aunda.
4) Tenu bhullna ta ainna mushkil nahi, par jhalle dil da ilaaz ki kariye…!
Je jaan lai ke hi tusi khush hona, ta ainni gall utte tohanu naraaz ki kariye…!
5) Tussi hasde ho sanu hasaun vaste, tussi ronde ho sanu rulaun vaste, tussi ik vaar rus ke tan vekho, assin mar javange thonu manaun vaste.
6) Aa prem ni ramat pan kamal che,Har hoy k jeet1sarkhi dhamal che,nirala aana niyam,nirali aani chal che,harela to harela ema jitela pan behal
7) Jis din meet layian main akhan, saawan shayad kai akhiyan vicho barasange. Jo kehande ne bahut bolda si ”VIKASH”, ohi yaar meri awaaz sunan lai tarasange.
8) Dil vich dera la ke beh gayi aaj phir yad purani, Dil bhr aya mudaat magro menu yaad aayi mar jani,Das naina vìcho kisnu kadha,Tasveer ohdi ja hanjhua da pani.
9) Dil 20, 13, 80, 20, tere…
Confused ???
Read the above numbers in punjabi.
10) Tenu yaad na kara ta bewafa akhi, tu bulavein te na awan ta bewafa akhi, mainu maran lai talwar di lod nahi, bas 1 war nazar fer lai j na mr jawa ta bewafa akhi.
Yaad – Punjabi Shayari
yaad tainu mein kardi aw,
honke , mein pardi aww!
dil di dharkan tej ho jadi aw
ki lagda hai tu mera
kue yaad tainu mein inj kardi aw.
naa tera soo war likh ke
khud he mitta mein deni aw.
dil hi dil khush hoke,
apne kolo hi kue sharma mein jadi aw,
zindagi inj meri palat gayi
soch ke gabara mein jadi aw.
aaj kue yaad meh tainu inj kardi aw
kue honke inj mein pardi aw??
Punjabi Shayari
Now this is a story about Manjeet,
Who lived on New York’s 42nd Street.
A hard-core desi with a desi desire,
His kacha was always in a raging fire
To control his heat he looked for a Kaur
and started by knocking on his neighbor’s door.
His neighbor was of Jamaican descent,
Six feet tall with a Brooklyn accent.
Her name was Tyson.
She looked like a Bison,
But that didn’t matter.
Cos our veer was fatter!
Jeeta was desperate, he had little choice.
So he started his chat-up in a deep hefty voice;
“Meri Jindagy, Meri Pyari,
Meri Heer, Meri Kali!”
She listened to his lines then gave him the crux;
“I’ll go out with you if you give me ten bucks!”
He put on his Brylcream and they started to date.
Jeeta was in love; thanks to his fate
But Aunty Bachni was on the prowl,
She’d smelt the perfume, it was foul!
Her senses were tingling, something was up.
So she checked out our bro, she wanted the gup!
She found him quickly in his pagri laal,
Then gave a shriek; “OH KALI DE NAAL!”
“Nee mare marrghay!” Aunty Bachno raises the alarm;
“Jeeta’s down town with a Kali in his arm!”
“There’s only one way to stop his blunder,
I’ll call his mother in district Jallundar!”
When mummy heard the news she threw a frenzy!
“Main audhay tukaray karkay rakh dhongy!”
She picked up her shawl and headed for Amerika,
To eliminate the girlfriend and bring back Jeeta!
As soon as she landed she grabbed his ear,
“Stick to Punjabis!, Maine tenoo kinee wari kayha!?”
Kala Kaloota Sara Tabar Loota!
Why didn’t you come to me? I know many Punjabis!
“OK mummy ji, just find me a voti
Who’ll make me saag and mukhi dee roti!”
“My kali friend was a bad move,
She doesn’t even like the Bhangra groove!”
“Serves you right! I’ve told you many times,
Marry a Punjabi, one of your own kind!”
“I’ll find you a kuree in England my son,
I hear there are plenty in Bolverhampton!”
“Mum, get the jelebis and lead the way!
Punjabi girls…here I come, Ballay oh Ballay!”
Akh di maar – A Punjabi Shayer
Jo assar hai akh di maar ander
oh na teer te na talwaar andar
ohna Rab nu labh ke ki lena
Jinna paa leya Rab nu yaar ander!!!
Yaari – Punjabi Shayari
1.Yaari la tu kise naal lakh vaar sajna,
par mere jeha pyaar kise naal paavi na,
zinda rahe ta lakh vaar milaange,
par je marr gaye ta dilo bhulaavi na!!
2.Okha lange waqt vichore da,
bin yaar sahara kon kare,
ek din hove ta oh lang jaave,
Saari umer guzara kon kare!!
Husn – A Punjabi Shayer
Sohna sunakha te husn jawaan hove,
Pakki sadak te uchha makaan hove,
aa ghut ke jaffi paa layiye,
jehda pehla chadde oh baimaan hove!!
Pyaar – Punjabi Shayari
1.Pyaar bina zindgi bateet nahi hundi,
Sacha pyaar hove ta mitti paleet nahi hundi,
Karan nu ta har koi kar lenda,
je pyaar wich dhokhe di reet na hundi !!
2.Unj tenu Rab diya rehmata batheriya,
jithe kite jayein galla hundiya ne teriya,
Par jinne joge assi unni karange zroor,
Koi saade like sewa hove dasna zroor!!
Punjabi Shayari
This is in punjabi and is a very beautiful creation. Please try to
understand the lines and enjoy the beauty…
In good old times before independence one khan saheb came to Amritsar and
one guy asks khan saheb….
Dass Khan Shehar Lahore de wich, kinne buhe te kinnia baaria ne,
naale eh vee dassi uthe kinnia itta, unha cho kinnia tuttia te kinnia saaria
ne,
naale dassi uthe dia khuia baare, kinnia mithia te kinnia kharia ne
naale dass uthe dia kudia waare, kinnia viahia te kinnia kuwarian ne….
To this khan saheb said
Saade shehar lahore de wich, lakhan buhe to lakhan baarian ne,
jinha itta te aashiq pair rakh ge oh tuttia te baaki saaria ne,
jinha khuian cho aashiq paani pee ge oh mithian te baaki khaarian ne,
jihdia ghumdian apne yaara naal, oh wiahia te baki kuwarian ne
Just try to understand and enjoy the beauty… this is the most beautiful
creation i have ever heaerd….
Ja Ve Sajnan Teri Khair Hoven – Punjabi Shayari
Hoven Ja Ve Sajnan Teri Khair
Tenu Mil Jaye Mehak Mohobatan Di….
Sade Hisse Gum Da Zeher Hove……
Tu Chumda Rahe Mukh Khushiyaan De…..
Sade Vehre Hanjuaan Di Neher Hove….
Tenu Yaad Rave Na Naam Sada….
Asi Bhuliye Rabb Te rabb Da Keher Hove….
Tere Kadman Vich Hove Sir Sada…
Sade Sir Mathe Tera Pair Hove…
Ja Ve Sajnan Teri Khair Hove
Punjabi Translation – nursery rhymes
I – Original:
‘Pussy cat Pussy cat, where have you been?’
‘I have been to London to see the Queen’
‘Pussy cat Pussy cat what did you there?’
‘I frightened a little mouse under the chair!’
Punjabi Translation:
‘Mano Billi, Mano Billi, kithe gai si?’
‘Rani Ji nu milan main vilayat gai si’
‘Ki chan chareya tu othe ja ke?’
‘Ghar wapis aa gai main chuhe kha ke!’
II – Original
‘Baa Baa Black sheep have you any wool?’
‘Yes sir, yes sir, three bags full
One for the master, one for the dame, And one for the
little boy who lives
down the lane.’
Punjabi Translation:
‘Kali Bhed, Kali Bhed, hai kucch unn?’
‘Haan bhai,Haan bhai, Tin pandan gin, Ek tere waste,
ek teri woti lai Ek us
munde lai jehra khara raste’.
III – Original
Humphty Dumphty sat on a wall,
Humphty Dumphty had a great fall,
All the kings’ horses, all the kings’ men Couldn’t put
Humphty Dumphty
together again
Punjabi Translation:
Baba Karnail Singh baitha si Dukaan te’
Baba Karnail Singh diggya dhadam se, Pind de log phir
aa ke kehan lagge,
Baba Karnail Singh te gaya hun kaam se.
Kya Re ??? .. Shiyane Tukur Tukur kya Dekh Raha/i Hai ????……… Koi Aur
Kaam Nahi Hai Kiya…..
Chal Kaam Kar……Mail Khatam Ho gai.;)
” Un ki Gali Sey Guzrey Ajeeb iTifaaQ Tha,
Unhoon Ney Phool Pheinka ,Gamla Bhi Saath Tha, “
Punjabi Shayari
sache rabb naal ishq kare koi koi
shohrat naal har koi ishq karda hai
savle rang nu pasand kare koi koi
gore rang te har koi marda hai
o duniya naal nahi mildi pasand saadi
asin wakhra hi pasand kugh karde haan
oye rang roop sab rabb diyan dattan ne
asin tan tere mithde bolaan te marde haan
kugh==kuch
mithde :== meethe,sweet
bolaan=== words spoken by u
For punjabi shayari lovers
bachpan di gali te gawand nahi bhulde,
khelde si kali jota oh thaan nahi bhulde,
asi apni khushiyan nu tere te varde rahe,
muthi vich si jota, kali keh ke harde rahe
Ishq Wich – Punjabi Shayari
Ishq wich hoyi bewfaai ta dekhi jayugi,
Je tu preet na nibhayi ta dekhi jayugi,
Main kise de kehan te peeni ni chadni,
je tu apni kasam paayi ta dekhi jayugi!!!
Nazaraan ton gir gayi ki kariye – Punjabi Shayari
je unjh girdi te chuk lende..
nazaraan ton gir gayi ki kariye..
koi shaq nahi tu sohni hai..
na tera koi saahni hai..
kyun taash vaangraan
sab na de hathan vich ghumdi jaani hai
tere mehndi waale hathan vich
jind meri ghir gayee ki kariye..
je unjh girdi taan chuk lende..
nazraan ton gir gayi ki kariye…
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