Crazy Tamil Jokes

Some of the craziest Tamil Jokes are available in this collection of kadi crazy Tamil Jokes. Some are really silly ones.

Mokkai

Man: naalai malai varumnu news'la sonnaanga kaettiyaa?

Boy: naa kaekkaley avangathaan sonnanga.





IQ School Joke

School'la olunga padikalana poi Madu Mei'nu Solvanga,

Ana Madu Olunga Meiklana Yarum School'ku Ponu Solamatanga.

By Eruma Maadu Mela Irundu Yosipor Sangam





Joke

Santa: indha beerla niram illai.

Banta: indha beerla suvai illai.

Santa: indha beerla thidam illai.

Waiter: goyyale! idhu soda daa...





Mannar Joke

Amaichar: Manna! por vara pokirathu enru ninaikkinren.

Mannan: Eppadi koorukirir amaichare.......?

Amaichar: namathu padai veerarkal anavarum ore nerathil leave ketkirarkal manna.!





Kadi

man1: maattai etharkku police stationukku kooptukittu poringa?

man2: Laadam katta than.





Suriyan

Kizhakke udhikkum suriyan Merkke udhicha epidi irukkum??

-Appavum VERTHU kottum..!!!





Proverb

Teacher-"Eeathai paarthu ilithadham pithalai"-idhulerndhu unakku enna theriyudhu??

Student-Pithalai sirikkum padiya Eeyam edho JOKE adichirukku nu theriyudhu sir..!!!





Munusaamy

Un peru ennapa?

-Munusaamy...

Kuzhandhainga ethanai??

-Moonu saamy..!!





snake

Andha paambukku enna noi yam??

-vera enna,"PUTTRU" noyaam!!





camera

Photography thozhilil munnera avasiyamaanadhu edhu?

Thiramaiya?

Adhirshtama??

Rendume illa!!

CAMERA dhan..!!





Super joke

Thozhiye / Thozhaney

Nee Holfboil Sapidum Azhagai Paarthu

Oru Kavithai Thondrukiradhu

Sollava?

.

.

.

.

oru ara vekkadu

innoru ara

vekkattai

saapidukiradhey

eppudi!





Dada Joke in Tamil

Rowdy 1: Police kitta irundhu thappikka pichaikaaran maadiri vesam potta namma dada, aen pichaikaaran'agavae irundittaru?

Rowdy 2: Dada tholila vida pichakaaran tholil'la naraya collection aagudaam.

Thalaivar Thondar Joke

Thondar 1: Irundhalum namma thalaivarukku over nakkal.

Thaondar 2: Enna pannar?

Thondar 1: 'Maram nadum' vilavukku vanduttu, aen chedi nada sollureenga endru kaetkaraaru.

Santa Banta Tamil Comedy

Santa: Jakkaradaya illana vera yaaravadhu namma cheque'la kaiyeluthu pottu, panatha eduthuruvaanga.

Banta: Vera yaarum kaiyeluthu poda kooda enbadarkku than naanae ella cheque layum kai yeluthu pottu vachutten.

Kadhal Joke

Husband: Pakkathu veettu Raju'virkku manaivi'kku theriyama rendu kalla kaadhaligal irukkargalaaam.

Wife: Appadiya! Rendavadhu kalla kaadhali yaaaru?

Kadi joke thathuvam

Erumbu ninaicha yar kalai vendumanalum kadikkalam.

Ana yar ninaichalum erumbu kalai kadikka mudiyathu.





Teacher and student Joke

Teacher:yenda naan varumpothu mattum kannadi podura?

Student:Doctor dhaan Thalaivali varumpodhu mattum kannadi poda sonnar!





Mappillai Joke

Maamanaar: Maapillai'kku kulandai manasu endreenga, adhukkaga ippdadiya?

Tharagar: Aen, enna panninaaru?

Maamanaar: Ponnu paarkkum bodhu, "maaama biscottu!!" venum endru tattula vachirunda biscuit packet'ta kaetkuraaru.

Author Crazy Tamil Joke

Man1: Avar thigil kadhai eludhu vaaru saridhan, aana adhukaaga ippadiya...

Man2: Aen, enna pannaaru?

Man1: Paena'la ink oothi eludhuradhukku badhila ratham oothi eludhuraaru.

Teacher Student Tamil Joke

Teacher: A.B.C.D la motham ethana eluthukkal?

Student: 4 elthukkal sir.

Teacher: dai, A.B.C.D mattum illa, mothama sollu.

Student: 52 sir.

Teacher: enna 52nda?

Student: aammam sir, chinna a.b.c.d 26, periya A.B.C.D 26

Teacher: Whats your mother's name?

LKG student: Mummy

Crazy Doctor Joke

Doctor: Aen andha patient whistle adichhu kai thatikittu irukkaru?

Nurse: Operation panna theatre'kku ippam ponum endru sonna vidan avaru cinema theatre endru nenchikittaru.

Doctor Tamil Joke

Nurse: Aen doctor sogama irukkeenga?

Doctor: Innikku madiyam naan operation panna patient erandittaaru.

Nurse: Doctor, innaikku madiyam neenga pannadhu operation illa, adhu post mortem.

Doctor: Appam kaalai'la naan yarukku post mortem pannaen? Nurse: !!??!!??

Thalaivar Thondar Joke

Thondar1: Thalaivar enna, palaya paper kadaikku poi kittu irukkaru?

Thondar2: Naethu dhan makkal kitta irundhu manu vaanginaar la.

Joke 

Girl:-Oru Azhagana Kavithai Solluda..

Boy :-Unnai Kandadhum ennai marandhen..

Girl:-Appuram?

Boy:-Un thangai'yai kandadhum unnai'ye marandhen..!

Ippadium yosippom 

Oru payyan tanikulla viluntuddan,

avanoda body ellam tannikulla mulukiruchi but avanoda thala mattum tannila metakichi,

ennu teriyuma??

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

enna avanukku romba thalakanam.

neenga eppadi.

Bus Stop Joke 

Man 1: Sir 53 E poieta?



Man 2: E pochu, ana yathuna E nu na yannalapa.



Man 1: ?

Rain joke 

oru paiyan mazhaila nenanjitu veetuku varum bothu tvan thalai veengirukku ..............why?





becoz avan kottra mazhaila nenanjaan

cell joke 

oruthar thannoda cell eduthukittu dentist'a paaka ponaaru why?







adhula "blue tooth " irukkannu check pannadhan..