Thursday, 29 March 2012

Silly Tamil Jokes



Silly Tamil Jokes contains some funny yet silly jokes which are stale, stupid and some of them are even idiotic. Ungal nanbargalai blade poda sariyana vali idhan.

Silly Doctor Joke

Man1: Andha doctor poli endru eppadi kandu pidicheenga?

Man2: Thaiyal podradhukku tailor kadaikku poga solluraaru.

Kadi Joke

Endha cake'kai saapida mudiyadhu?

Detergent Cake

Joke

MAN1: Ennadhan irundhalum Perumal koil iyyar paiyana irukkalam, athukaga ipadiya?

MAN2: enna pannan

MAN!: Helmet pathila greedathai potukitu poran

Submitted by aravinth on 3-August-2009

Husband Wife Blade

Karuvai kalaikkanum engiriyae, un veettu kaarar kitta permission vaangittiya?

Avar velinaadu poi oru varusam aachae.

Tamil Blade Joke

Man1: Bus'sa vittu erangana'dhukku piragu dhan therinjudhu, oruthan en pocket'la blade pottutaan endru.

Man2: Appuram enna aachu?

Man1: Pocket'la irundha blade'da veliya thookki pottutaen.

Tension adhigam aana enna aagum?

"Eleven"sion aagum.

Tamil Silly Jokes

Thirudanukkum police'sukkum enna vidyasam?

Thoppai dhan!

Park'kil ukkandhu pesina eppadi irukkum?

Pull'arikkum.

Andha eluthaalar aen kenathukkul poi kadhai eludhugiraar?

Appam dhan kadhai aalama irukkum'maam.

Postman: Ungalukku oru mottai kadidasi vandhu irukku.

Man: Enga irundhu?

Postman: Palani'la irundhu.

More Silly Jokes

Man1: Kayyil kattodu eppoludhum alai'giraarae, avar yaaru?

Man2: Avar katta Brahmachaari'yam.

Kaakka aen karuppa irukku?

Adhu daily veyil'la suthudhu'la, adhan.

Kumbakarnan'nukku pudichha maram edhu?

Thoongu moonji maram.

Tamil Comedy Jokes

Harichandranukku pidicha biscuit edhu?

True biscuit.

Mechanic'kku piditha soap edhu?

Wheel soap!

Stale Tamil Jokes

Koli aen muttai podudhu?

Aenna adhukku 1,2,3 poda theriyadhu, adhan.

Avar aen kaalil scale'lai kattikittu aathil erunguraaru?

Avar edhulayum aalam theriyaamal kaalai uda maattaaraam.

Por adikkadi nadakkum oor edhu?

Porur.

Kai ulla maram edhu?

Murun"kai" maram.

Tamil Nagaichuvai

Saapida'kkoodiya aani edhu?

Briyani.

Unga kadai idli panju maadhiri irukkae, eppadi?

aaan, paruthikottai'ya aatti maavu seeyuro, adhan.

Neenga eppavum enna soap ubayogik'kireenga?

Naan eppavum soap unbayogik'karadhillai, kulikkum bodhu mattum dhan.

Funny Tamil PJs

Maligai kadaiyil velai paarthavanai marundhu kadaiyil velai paarkka sonnadhu thappa pochu.

Aen?

Edhai kaettalum ethanai kilo venum endru kaetkiraan.

Endha maan koyilai suthi suthi varum?

Bhakti-maan.

Upilla pandam kuppayilae,

appam uppulla pandam?

Thoppaiyilae!

Computer Tamil Joke

Computer mouse'sukkum, sund'eli'kkum enna vidyasam?

Sundelikku vaal pinnaadi irukkum, computer mouse'sukku vaal munnadi irukkum.

Festival Tamil Nagaichuvai

Indha pudavaiyai nee eppam edhutha, deepavalikka illa pongalukka?

Thunik'kadaiyila current ponnappa edhuthaen.

Endha pandigai'kku thailam thevai?

Deepa'vali' andru.
kitchen jokes 

Saambaara gold aakanumna enna pannanum?

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56 carrot'a ulla podanum ..



Comedy joke 

Man1: en ellarum oduranga?

Man2: edhu runnig race'la jaikuravangaluku cup tharuvanga

Man1: ha, ha, ha jaikuravan cup vanguravathu ku mattravalkal en oduranga? 

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