Kalakkal SMS

Kalakkal SMS is a list of some funny kalakkal messages using which you can ''pattasu kelappalam''.

"""AMMA""" 

Kallaraiyil Uranga Sonnal



Kooda Urangven..........



""""AMMA""""



Nee Vanthu Thalattu



Padinal..........





Everybody



Love your Mother.

Mobile Thathuvam 

Munbu thaniyaka pesinal LOOSU enru solvarkal, ippo oru LOOSU thaniyaka pesinal kuda:

sir MOBILA pasararu'nu sollaraka.



enna ULAKAM sir, ithu MUDIYALA.

Tamil funny sms 

Unkooda

Oru

Star Hotel'ku

Poganum,



'Candle Light'la

Dinner

Sapidanum,



Kadesiya-

Un Azhagana

Kangalai

Parthu



Andha

'3 Words'

Sollanum



"BILL'A KATTU PLEASE"

Cute Tamil SMS 

Pichakkari Ponnu: Amma Yenaku eppa Kalyanam Panna Pora?

Pichakkari: Silenta iru. Maappillai SMS Padichittu Irukkaru. Padichittu Siricharunna Sammathamnu Artham.r u Okay!!!!!!.........

Kalakkal SMS 

Oru Ponnu Enna Romba Distrub Panra..?



Ennoda Number Eppadi avaluku kidachuthunu theriala.!



Naan Yaruku Phone Pannalum avale eduthu.



"NO BALANCE"nu solura. 

Nice Thathuvam Messaju'ngo 

Unnai Nesikum pennai sagum varai Marakathe, Unnai Marantha pennai valum varai Ninaikathe! Ithu sms illa!

Real Life!

Good morning 

Pattasu Thathuvam 

Nenjai thottavai:



Irul yen'pathaal yaarum "karuvarai-yai" verupathum illai,

Nimmathi kidaipathaal yaarum "kallarai-yai"

Virumbuvathum illai.



Thats Life 

Funny Son SMS 

Father: Kovil'la Jothi nalla theriutha paaru.

Son: Illa'pa ava thangachi devi thaan theriyura. 

Best Friend SMS 

Yennoda BEST FRIEND Yaarunu Theriyanuma?

Write Msg la poai dictionary la English ON panni 96816659111 Number Buttons press pannu..Try this, very interesting 

Sema kadi 

PAAMBU EN AZHUGUDHU,

ENNA ADHU EDUTHTHA PADAM FLOP AYIDUCHI

Submitted by GOPI.P on 05-Jan-2010

Nallavan 

When i was studing 1 st standerd in 1996,

Teacher asked me "i have 4 apples ,how can i devide it among 5 children ?



i answered: yeanakku veanam avanga 4 pearukku kodunga "



Moral: appothula irunthea nan nallavan

Conductor 

conductor:aen naan visil adichu bus nikale

driver: naan break adicahe bus nikala, nee visil adicha nindruma.

FRIENSHIP SMS 

Valkai Oru Cell Phone Mathiri....

Adhula Friends charger Mathiri ...

Love Recharge Mathiri....

Ennathan Recharge Pannalum Charge illaina Switch Off Than....

teasing 

touching kavithai

unnai thottu sendra thendral....





en kaathil vanthu sonnathu ....



"innaikkum un friend kulikkavillai yendru"......!

teasing 

anbil nee -BRITANIA

arivil nee -PARLE 'G

alagil nee- SUNFEEST

gunathil nee- MARI" GOLD "

nithanamum vegamum kalantha" 50-50"

kobathil nee oru -CRACK JACK

paasathil nee -LITTLE HEARTS

pechil nee- vennai sorry , BUTTUR BISCUIT







"TOTATLY NEE ORO BISCOTHU