Thursday 29 March 2012

Nakkal SMS



Nakkal SMS is useful for making fun of your friends by sending teasing and sometimes rude messages; however these are just meant for fun.
En Uyir Nanban Nakkal SMS 

En uier nanba,

Unavu ellaiendraal maathakanakkil uier vazvean.

Thannir ellaiendraal vaarakanakkil uier vaazvean.

Kaatru ellaiendraal nimidakanakkil uier vaazvean.

En uier nanba,

nee ellaiendraal oru nodi kuda uier vazamaaten,

endru solla maattean.



Kadan thollai ellamal romba happy yaa eruppean.

Submitted by valipari ppm on 16-Dec-2009
Student funny joke 

A Student :

Bike irundhaa Oatta thoanudhu

T.V irundhaa Paakka thoanudhu

Lover irundhaa Pesa thonudhu

but Book irundhaa mattum Yean padikka thona Maattengudhu.?

Submitted by bala on 16-Dec-2009
Funny Nakkal SMS 

1000 book padichu briliant avathai vida 10 nimidam oru arivaali kkita pesurathu better.

So,

nee eppa venum endralum enakku call pannallam pesalam ok.

Submitted by nithi on 16-Dec-2009
Nakkal KAVITHAI 

Anbe arisi thinamum ennai tharisi

anbe uppu enmal kathdha keruppu

anbe malli unga amma thaan ennakku villi

mothudhila nee oru perunkakayam

en nenjathila

earpadhuthidathda perunkakayam

Submitted by SATHISH.VANIYAMBADI on 16-Dec-2009
KATHAL 

Meaning of KATHAL:



K-Kastam

A-Avasthai

T-Tension

H-Heart pain

A-Azhugai

L-Loss of Life



Idhu thevaiya?

So sight adippom. Sandhosama iruppom

Submitted by rajamayil on 15-Dec-2009
SMS 

SMOKE Daily!

'ok va '

Hello wait....

SMOKE means









S - Send

M - Me

O - One

K - Kutty SMS

E - Everyday



So please

SMOKE.....!

Good ni8:-) 
Sari Nakkal SMS 

"Ulagirkku Oli Tharum Suriyane Uranga Sendru Vittathu"









"tube light Nee Mattum Yen Vilithirukirai?

Po Kurangu"..!

Sorry

Urangu..!

GøøD NitE,

SweeT DreamS. 
Madras Bashai SMS Joke 

Courtla,

Chennai tamil use panna eppadi irukum:



1.Yes my lord- aama naina



2.Objection my lord- Amiki vasi annathe,



3.Court adjourned- Unoru dhaba vechukalam



4.Objection over ruled- moodikunu kundhu.



5.Order Order- Kammunu kada mae. 
Kadi Joke 

Nagam valartha vettidalam

mudi valartha vettidalam

Moolai valartha ??

Kavala padatheenga unga nala manasuku

apdilam nadakadhu!

Submitted by kiru on 13-Dec-2009
Kadi 

Kadalikara ponna kadhalinu soluvom!



Kalyanam panra ponna kalyaninu solvigala?

Submitted by Kking on 13-Dec-2009
SMS 

Kalaiyil koli thollaigal,

maalayil naaigal thollay,

raathiri un ninaivugal endedrum tholaigal

ithudhan sirripu.



Submitted by makinthan on 12-Dec-2009
Funny too 

nee romba alagu.

nee romba arive.

ne romba handsome.

ne romba romba colour.

aiyo mugathula sirippa paru.

nalaiku vera reel viduren..

Submitted by Bala Murugan on 10-Dec-2009
Nakkal Message 

Fingers 10

Planets 9

Corners 8

Wonders 7

Senses 6

Oceans 5

Seasons 4

Options 3

Eyes 2

A WONDERFUL PERSON

only 1



Adhu nee illa, Naanu.



Good nit. 
Indraya Thathuvam SMS 

Naama adicha athu mottai,

athuva vilundha athu sottai. 
Funny Tamil Msg 

Uyir iladha Malarai kuda nam nesikirom,

Aanal namakaga uyiraye kodupavargalai mattum nesika yenyosikirom.



So love



chicken, mutton & fish..!

Rude SMS 

All birds don't dance,

but peacock did it.



All flowers dont express love,

but rose did.



All monkeys dont operate mobile

But neenga kalakitinga ponga.



Gd nite. 
Rude Teasing Tamil Text Message 

Difference between monkey and donkey?



Monkey read this msg.

Donkey deletes this msg.

Your choice ?

Hiyya!!

ippa enna pannuva

ippa enna pannuva.

If u can 4ward u r a forest pig.

If u can reply u r a Hippotamus.

Ippa enna panuva eppa enna pannuva?



Good Night Teasing Tamil SMS 

En sms oru roja malar.

Athu malarvadhum ungalukaha.,

Manam veesuvadhum ungalukaha..



Antha roja vaadamal iruka,

unga mobila daily thannila podunga.

Good night. 

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