Friday, 30 March 2012

Malayalee Jokes







What Do You Call ?





A smart Malayalee?



Debo-nair



A dynamic Malayalee?



Pheno-Menon



A Malayalee drunkard?



Kutty Sark



A very rich Malayalee?



MillionIyer






How many Malayalees do you need to change a lightbulb?



Infinite number..



One to change the bulb,



20 to form the light bulb workers' union (Marxist),



30 to form the counter union (CPI),



1 to be the Light bulb minister,



1 to head the Light bulb corporation,



45 to be nominated to the light bulb corporation,



60 to go to US,Germany, Switzerland and Hawaii to do import product survey on light bulb,



3 to form the Judicial Enquiry commission on light bulb scandal....



so on.... (BTW, Kerala Marxists anyway believe that you don't have to change light bulbs.. A light bulb has seeds of its own revolution....)











English - Malayalam translation







Once a principal caught a student outside the class



Pincipal:WHY Are u Rotating here,GO and Climb the class.



What he intended to say: Enthanu ivide thirinju kalikunathu Poyi classil kayar







Mallu and Kallu





To meet an Englishman you should go to his castle, to meet a Mallu you should go to his (regular)kaLLu shaap(toddy bar)!





Is Bruce Lee a Malyalee ?


What is Bruce Lee's favorite weapon?

Kodaa Lee



According to Bruce Lee, which is the Venomous snake?

Ana Lee



Place where Bruce Lee stays when he is in Kerala

Adima Lee



Bruce Lee's Favorite Malayalam Channel

Kaira Lee



Bruce Lee favorite vegetable?

Thakkaa Lee



What sound does Bruce Lee make when some one hits him?

Nilavi Lee



What is Bruce Lee's pet

Chunde Lee



What kind of water does Bruce Lee prefer with his lunch?

Karingaa Lee



What is Bruce Lee's Girl Friend's name?

Anaarka Lee



What is Bruce Lee's nick name?

Neeraa Lee



While in kerala he likes to be known

Malaya Lee




How to confuse a mallu ?





Offer him fish curry and kaLLu (toddy) and ask him to choose only one of them.









3 Main objectives of a mallu


What are 3 main objectives of a Mallu?



1. kozhi (chicken)



2. pannam (money)



3. kallu (liquor)






Sad but true


Where is the only place in the world where a Malayalee doesn't work hard?



Keralam (Kerala)



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