What Do You Call ?
Debo-nair
A dynamic Malayalee?
Pheno-Menon
A Malayalee drunkard?
Kutty Sark
A very rich Malayalee?
MillionIyer
How many Malayalees do you need to change a lightbulb?
Infinite number..
One to change the bulb,
20 to form the light bulb workers' union (Marxist),
30 to form the counter union (CPI),
1 to be the Light bulb minister,
1 to head the Light bulb corporation,
45 to be nominated to the light bulb corporation,
60 to go to US,Germany, Switzerland and Hawaii to do import product survey on light bulb,
3 to form the Judicial Enquiry commission on light bulb scandal....
so on.... (BTW, Kerala Marxists anyway believe that you don't have to change light bulbs.. A light bulb has seeds of its own revolution....)
English - Malayalam translation
Once a principal caught a student outside the class
Pincipal:WHY Are u Rotating here,GO and Climb the class.
What he intended to say: Enthanu ivide thirinju kalikunathu Poyi classil kayar
Mallu and Kallu
Is Bruce Lee a Malyalee ?
What is Bruce Lee's favorite weapon?
Kodaa Lee
According to Bruce Lee, which is the Venomous snake?
Ana Lee
Place where Bruce Lee stays when he is in Kerala
Adima Lee
Bruce Lee's Favorite Malayalam Channel
Kaira Lee
Bruce Lee favorite vegetable?
Thakkaa Lee
What sound does Bruce Lee make when some one hits him?
Nilavi Lee
What is Bruce Lee's pet
Chunde Lee
What kind of water does Bruce Lee prefer with his lunch?
Karingaa Lee
What is Bruce Lee's Girl Friend's name?
Anaarka Lee
What is Bruce Lee's nick name?
Neeraa Lee
While in kerala he likes to be known
Malaya Lee
How to confuse a mallu ?
Offer him fish curry and kaLLu (toddy) and ask him to choose only one of them.
3 Main objectives of a mallu
What are 3 main objectives of a Mallu?
1. kozhi (chicken)
2. pannam (money)
3. kallu (liquor)
Sad but true
Where is the only place in the world where a Malayalee doesn't work hard?
Keralam (Kerala)
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