Thursday 29 March 2012

SMS Mazhai



SMS Mazhai is a pouring rain of Tamil SMS in many different categories such as Natpu, Love, Mokkai and Teasing.
kadi 

girl: appa naan sadhikka virumburen.

dad: good endha field la ma

girl: aiyyo appa.sadhik ennoda boy friend. avana nana virumburen.

dad: !!!!!!!!!!



Funny student joke 

Teacher: Vaasanai Roja Vaadi pogalama. Itha eppadi indirect speechla maththuveenga?



Student: Vaadi Saroja Odi pogalama



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intha message aa padikiravan oru arivali appidinu solunga................by mokkai koda vidiyasam ma sollura sangam 
love tips 

love panravana

kandu pidikka

Top 10 tips

10.phone vantha thaniya poovan

9.single letterla numbera save pANNIRUPAN

8.yarukum msg anuppamatan





mokai 

hus:calendrala enna pakra?

wif:palli vilum palan

hus:athu sari........palli enga vilunthuchi?

wif:neenga saptasambariathan

hus:.....................?



CONFIDENCE.....!!! 

CONFIDENCE



Nadanthu , Nadanthu ...,

"Kaal Valikkirathu...,"

Endru ...,

Rikshavill Eerinaen...,

Aannal Kaal ...,

Vali Poi...,

"MANATHU VALITHATHU.....,"

Karanam.....,



"RIKSHA OOTIYAVANUKKU.....,"



"SEYARKAI KAAL........!!!".

Endrum priyamudan.......!







Big Mokkai 

Ninaithu Paar Azhulugai Varum



Yosithu Paar Kavithai Varum



Ennai Marandhu Paar







Naan adikindra adiyil Ambulance Varum





Real Kavathai 

Anbanavargal unnai Purinthu kollavillai

yendru solli...

Avargalai nee purinthu kollamal Pirinthu vidathe.....



Love Meaning 

L: Lo Lo nu alayanum

O: overa seen podanum

V: veetukku theriyama pesanum

E: Eluthukitu otanum

itaeLam thevaiya?

sait adippom santhosamai irupom........



Teasing mokka 

hi..na unna nethu evning bus stanla pathen, but, nee rompa busy,ya cinima poster thinukitu iruntha , sarinnu vidduden....ha ha....



Good Morning 

NAN oru kaikulanthai pol:

yaar anpodu nadanthu kondalum,

avargalodu vandhu viduvean.

please test me...

by

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GOOD MOR

Guys





Good morning sms 

Po

---> SMS

po



My Sweet

friend kitta

Po





medhuva

po





sound illama

po





Busiya irundha

summa iru





Thoongikittu

iruntha



Thalamela kotti sollu

Gud morning..



kadi joke 

patient:sir ennaku konja nala kan sariya theriyala.



doctor:appadiya.



patient:anal,unga name boda paditha piraguthan therinthathu ungallkum kan kollaru irukirathu enru.



Docter:what?



Patient:aenna name bodla unga parvai neram 9.00am to 1.00pm nu pottu irunthathu



Confident 

Vidiyum Ena Vinnai Nambum Nee..



Mudiyum Ena Unnayum Nambu.



Love 

Aval kankal parthu nan solla vantha.. kathalai.. aval punnagai parthu purinthu konden.....

aval already booked endru....

Machi oru quarter sollu..





good morning 

Chinna eravil,

Chella Thookkatthil,



Chinna kanavu kaanum, En

Chella friendu ku ,



Chinna manasu sollum, Oru

Chella "Good

morning".





good morning 

Alagana kaalai,....... Mithamana kulir katru,.......

Megam Moodiya Vaanam,....

Sillendra Pani..,

Mukam katta Thudikkum Aadhavan..

Ivagaludan en swet gud mrng!





Dialogue...! 

panathudan val

panathodu valathey...!



yen vazhi thani vazhi! 

make your own way

create your own style

follow your own thoughts





appaththaan

yellaarum solvaanka

"paya pulla yaaru pechum ketkathu"nnu



Jokes 

Chairmen CHAIR mela utkaaralaam, aanaa

Watchmen WATCH mela utkaaramudiyumaa.



Missed Call Potta thappillai

Miss mela call potta?AN



Nambikkai 

Vidiyum endru vinnai nambum nee,

mudiyum endru unnai nambu!!

Vinnai pol neeyum un vaalvil piragassipai!!!



Thathuvam 

Edhuvume Sulabamillai



Aanal ellame Sathiyam Than



Think positive



valkai 

kanayukal aayeram varuvathundu-aathil

malarkal ayeram poopathundu

kanayukalilaya malarkal poothuvital

valkaiyel poopathyu yennalo



kavithai 

palaghum mun thanimai



palaghiya pin inimai



piriyum pothu kodumai



piriya vendiya nilamai



Vetti SMS 

Stop ur Work.



Relax ur Mind.



Go to Bed



Pray to God



think today's ACTIVITIES.. u come to a decision



"Innaikum Vettiya Dhan Pochu". Good night:-) 
Exam SMS 

SITUATIONAL MSG-



&quot;Every1 wnts 2 go2 heaven bt no1 wants2 die&quot;



in our language it means..



&quot; everyone wants to get pass but nobody wants to study&quot;



Gud night... 
Advice SMS 

"HAI.."



Apuram oru mukkiyamana small advice.



Press down















































































































Cella ippadi amukka kudathu.

Repair aaidum. 
Love SMS 

5 Tips To A Happy Life...





1. Love





2.





3.





4.





5.



Athuku apuram enga happya irukurathu...?!

Nasama pogavaendiyathu dhaan. . 
SMS Quote 

Mudiyum varai muyarchi sei, unnal mudiyum varai alla, nee ninaitha seyal mudiyum varai...



good night. Sweat dreams. 
Exam SMS in Tamil 

MARAPPOM MANNIPPOM.!

















Examuku padichadhai marappom..



Fail aakina teacherai mannippom..



But this one is not for the true friends 
Mokkai Mazhai SMS 

TODAY'S MOKKAI:



Oru kaakka India map-a romba nerama pathukite irundhucham.







yen theriuma?















adhula dhan

''VADA INDIA'' Iruke adhan........ 
SMS Mazhai 

Naalu perukku nallathu sei.,

ulagam unnai vaalthum.,





udane seiya aasaiya..?



Ennoda numberku TOPUP Card podu.!

Naanum unnai vaalthren. Good non 
Kadhal SMS 

MY FEELINGS:

Aval

"Azhagai rasikka ennidam Azhagu illai.

En

Anbai nesikka UNIDAM Unmayana IDHAYAM illai". Gøöd Mörning.
Tamil SMS Quote 

Yarume tholaikatha ondrai,

Ulagam indru varai thedi kondae irukirathu..!!

- Nimmathi..

Gud morg

Hav a rest of time 
Exam SMS 

Padipu.......



1-3rd std: "thinamum padikiren da"

3-6th: " konjam kastamda"

6-10th: " mukyamana question matum dhan Padikiren da"

10-12th: "micro zerox eduthukalama machan"

Ug: " Inniku enna exam da"

Pg:" ennada solra... Inniku exama.... Solave illa. "

Good morning have a nice day take care
SMS Quote 

Thannai Nesittha 'Ithayathai' Marapathu sila Pennin Gunam.



Thannai 'Marantha' Ithayathaium Nesipathu Aanin Gunam. Good non 
SMS Mokkai Mazhai 

Teacher: Un padippu mela yaruku akkarai jasthy? Boy: Bus Conductor than! Techr:Eppadi? Boy: Avarthan daily nee PAASA,nee PAASA-nu kekkurar.. 
Mokkaiyin Mel Mokkai Mega Mokkai 

Once WWE star Rock's mother saw Rajini's film 'Thalapathi' and clapped continuously...



Do u know y?











Bcoz of the song,

&quot;Adi rock amma kaiya thattu&quot; 
Tamil SMS Quote 

"Kobam Enbadhu Pirar Seiyum Thavarukku Unaku Neeye koduthu kollum Thandanai..." - Buddhar... So Dont Get Tension in Your Life At Any Time.. Good night... 
Nice SMS Quote 

Nice msg: "yennai santhipavargal vettri peramal povathillai".

-Tholvi... gud night friend.. 
SMS Teaser 

Nee siruchikitte irukkanum.. Nan Rasichikitte irukanum.. Ithellam nadakka nee mentala irukanum.. nan doctora irukanum..ha.ha.ha.ha.ha.. 
LKG Nakkal 

A UKG kids INTERVIEW IN SCHOOL:

SIR: where did u born??

BOY: Tamil nadu..

SIR: which part??

BOY: enna which part... whole body born in tamil nadu...

SIR: ???ok..when s ur birthday??

BOY: march 24

SIR: which year??

BOY: every year.. enna ya loose madri kaelvi kaekura? un school-la enakku admission vaendam...naan paesama poi LKG girls-ku tuition eduthu sampathichikiraen po ya.. Good morning. 
SMS Punch 

Hey... Hey.... Hey. City,

chengalpttu, southarkadu, north arkadu, F.M.S, varaikum paathavanda nan. . Sms, Mms,lam enna touch panni ,touch panni , tired aagi kedakuthu



ieppo nenga yanaku msg panni. Rowdy nu peaar vanga paakurengala



10 peru serndhu Msg anupuna Rowdy illa.



10 Perku oru aala msg anupuran paru avan than unmayana Rowdy. 
SMS Kadi 

Thermometer is the only thing that gets

































" DEGREE " without

studying...!

By

-FEVER la yum CLEVERa yosipor sangam.. 
Punch Tamil Message 

Alagum , Colourum Kangalai Kavarum. But Anpum ... Punnagaium Mattume " Ithayathai " Kavarum... Keep smiling fr every time...

Gud Night. 
Different SMS 

Diffrenta pesunga... Diffrenta palagunga... Diffrenta eluthunga... Diffrenta Think Pannunga.. Appathan neenga loosunu ellarukkum therium. Gud n8 
Mental SMS 

Mentaloda 3 arikurigal;



1. Right handla cella pidithukittu

2. Kattaviralal buttona amukki

3. Sms padichi sirippanga 
Lollu SMS 

Indha Pommai alaganavangala patha dance aadum





( -.-)

(,) )

L.! L

( -.-)

(,) )

L.! L

plz Dont FORCE Alaganavangala patha matumdhan adum.!OK.ya 
Teasing SMS 

Small advice: Bayam than Tholviku mukkiya karanam....

Athanal....







inimale



Adikkadi.







kannadiya parkkatheenga. 
Natpu Kavithai SMS 

Cute Kavidhai :

"Nodiku nooru murai irappen en maranam un madiyil endral.



Irantha maru nodiyil pirappen un natpu kidaikum endral"... 
Senti SMS 

Ulagathil Miga Mosamaana Visayam

"Unnaal Oruvar Kanneer Sindhuvadhu" Nalla Visayam

"Unakkaaga Oruvar Kanneer Sindhuvathu... 
Natpu Punch 

Enge nesam irukiradho

ange kadhal

pirakum

Enge kadhal

irukiradho

ange vali irukum

Enge vali

irukiradho





Ange IODEX tadhavungal

vali paranthu pogum.

Gud night ... 
Friendship Film 

N - NAADODIGAL.

A - ANJATHEY.

T - THALAPATHI.

P - PATTIYAL.

U - ULLAM KETKUMEY

Ithu thaan unmaiyana friendship film... 
Thathuvamgo! 

Oru uyirin mathipu adu uyirudan irupathai vida iranda piragu than athigamagum!

Ex:















Uyirudan kozli - Rs.70

Uricha kozli - Rs.90

good after noon... 
Mobile Thathuvam 

Sema Mokkai:



"Enna than ungaluku Naan palaya Message anuppinalum, Unga mobile New Message Received nu than sollum"



Y Blood,

Same Blood..!
Hardwork SMS 

TODAY PUNCH:

Lovera mattum sight adicha athu WORK..,

Kuda avanga friendaiyum sernthu sight adicha athu HARD WORK..

"Hard work never fails".... 
Deala No Deala 

A GIRL Proposes you : I love You...!

Deal a? No Deal a?

Orae vaartha, Oho nu vazhkai.. Deal na unga Vazhkai Gali..

No Deal na vera ouruthan vazhkaiyo Gali...! 
Funny Comedy Message 

"Monkey kitta bannana va kodutha enna panum......



































































Any way, it is ur personal matter..

Athula na thalaiyida virumla.GOOD morg 
Tamil SMS Forward 

Hey, losu, idiot, naaaye, peiye, panni, pisasu, korangu, Eruma! Enna Pakkura? Inniki Pudichavangala Thittura day.. Just fwd to all ur pet frnds., 
Lollu Message 

Daily Night unnai

ninaithu

ninaithu

enakku thookame

varala,





Kaaranam ??













































enakku pei , pisasu endral ,

ore BAYAM....



Good night 
Anbu SMS 

Unnai Thedi Varum Anbai Nee Vittu Vidathey.!



Piragu Nee Thedi Sendral Kooda Athu Kidaikkamal Poi Vidalaam.!

Gud night

Swt dreams.:) 
Mokkai Mazhai 

Teacher: students Elephant perusa? Erumbu perusa?



Stu: appadi yellam summa solla mudiyadhu madam! DATE OF BIRTH venum....keep smiling:-):-):-) 
Mokkai Mazhai 

Sweet illatha palam ethu theriyuma..?

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'Appalam.'



No.. No..

No Claps.



Namaku publicity pidikathu...! Good n8... 
Natpu Message 

Uyir kavithai:::- Naan irantha piragum en idhayam uyirodu irukum. Nee ''ennai ninaithu kondu irukum varai...'' Thats friend ship 
Chemistry SMS Joke 

Chemistry Madam: Anuvin Amaippai Patri Vivari?



Student: Anuvin Kannam Apple. Aval Udhadu Cherry. Aval Kangal Fish. Mothathil 'ANU' Sema Figure Ma'am. 
Aaarva Kolaru SMS 

Nethu hotelku ponen

pakkathu seatla Alagana oru star irunthanga Autograph vangalanu pakathula poi partha

Oh god











Adhu





KANNADI.. nan apdiye shock aaittan cool...Good evening:) ;) 
Nakkal Natpu SMS 

Enna vida Best frnd unakku kidacha Ennai vittu po! Aana Andha frnd Unnai vittu poona kavalapadathe Thirumbi paaru nan Iruppaen





Uruttu Kattaiyoda..
Funny SMS 

'VILIPPOM'

endra

nambikayil

thoonguvadhai

vida"..







Nalaikavathu

'KULIPPOM' endra

lachiyathodu

thoongunga .

Gud NGT 
Tamil Comedy SMS 

Ovoru student in vetrikku karanamum oru penthaan











Aanal, athu

Ink penaa

Gel penaa

Refill penaa



Athan therila....... 
Mokkai SMS 

Man1: Weightana padipu padichum enaku innum vela kedaikala...

Man2: Appadi enna padicha?

Man1: L(KG),... U(KG),.... Pre(KG)...

GOOD NIGHT SWEET DREAMS. 
SMS 

" kavithai :

En kannathai adikkadi thottu parkka unakku mattum yean itthanai aarvam...?













kanneer thulikal.....



Good n8. 
Quote SMS 

un &quot;ennam

vinnai&quot; thoda

vendumanaal..



un viyarvai

&quot;mannai&quot; thoda

vendum...

Gud night. 
Love SMS 

Unnai en idayathil Vaikkavillai. Kangalil vaithu Irukiren.. yen endral.. Naan erantha piragu en kankalai Thaanam seiven unnai meendum kaanbatharku... 
Lovely SMS 

>>--->

>>--->

>>--->

po ammbu po!

Enaku msg anupadhavanga hearta poi kuthu



<---<<

<---<<

<---<<

yen thirumbi vandhuta?



SORRY BOSS! Avanga heartla nenga irukenga. .gd evg... 
Cho Chweet SMS 

Nee sirithupar, un mugam unakku pidikkum...'



Matravargalai sirikkavaithupar un mugam ellorukkum pidikkum..."



"Be happy And make others happy" 
Figure SMS 

"Sunnambu" adikaatha suvarum,

"Fair & lovely" podadha figurum White'a irundhadha sarithiramay illa.."

By

Nature beautiful boys.... 
Gud Night Sweet SMS 

Malarukum asai

mannil vilamal

irrukka.....!

Enakkum assai nee

ennai maravamal

irrukka.. G ni8 my dear 
Sad Kadhal SMS 

AVAL VEETTU VASALIL YEN SAMBALAI KOLANGALAGA PODA SOLLUNGAL, YEN ENDRAL. AVAL KANPARVAIGALDHAN YENMEL PADAVILLAI, AVAL KAAL PADHANGALAVADHU YENMEL PADATTUMAY. Gud morning.... 
Funny Good Nite SMS 

பிசாசு விசிறி வீச

பேய்கள் தாலாட்டு பாட

பூதங்கள் இசை அமைக்க

காட்டேரி கால் அமுக்க

மோகினி கதை சொல்ல

ஆவிகளின் நடுவில் இன்பமாக தூங்கு

குட் நைட் 

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