Thursday, 29 March 2012

Waiter Jokes



Waiter Jokes are full of cliches but are still enjoyable because they bring about the lighted side of a typical conversation in a poorly maintened hotel which serves bad tasting food in dirty plates.
The irritated customer 

Customer: Does the band which is playing take requests from customers?

Waiter: Yes sir

Customer: Please ask them to stop playing and go home. 
The best sausages 

Waiter: These are the best sausages we have had in years.

Customer: Then give me one made more recently. 
Funny Waiter Joke 

Customer: There is a fly in my soup!

Waiter: Oh my! It’s usually a cockroach. 
Husband and Wife in a restaurant 

Husband to wife: Are you sure you are going to eat that one foot steak alone?

Wife: No, I ordered some coffee as well. 
Indian Hotel 

Customer went to India for a tour and asked in a hotel: Can I have "Arul Jodi" please?

Waiter: Where did you see that sir?

Customer: In the menu

Waiter: That is the name of the hotel owner sir. 
Hotel without mice 

Waiter: You know there are no mice at our hotel.

Customer: Why, is your hotel so clean and well maintained?

Waiter: No sir, the food is so bad. 
Dumb Waiter Joke 

Customer: Waiter, there is only one piece of a sandwich in my plate.

Waiter: Wait sir; let me cut it in to two. 
Silly Waiter Joke 

Customer: Do you want me to wait here till I die of thirst and starvation?

Waiter: No sir, we usually close at nine o' clock. 
Indian Hotel Waiter Joke 

Customer in an Indian hotel: Can I have a parota please?

Waiter: What else would you like to have along with it sir?

Customer: If possible a hammer and a chisel. The one you gave last week was so hard. 
A Clean Glass 

Two men were having dinner at a hotel.

Man 1: Can you give a clean glass please? The one I got yesterday was dirty and greasy.

After sometime the waiter came back and said: Which one of you ordered a clean glass? 
Experienced Chef 

Customer: I demand the chef who cooked this tasteless food to be thrown out.

Waiter: But sir, he has been cooking since he was twelve years old.

Customer: Why did you wait until now to sell them? 
Fresh Coffee 

Customer: Waiter! why the hell does this coffee taste like fresh mud?

Waiter: It was ground just a minute ago sir. 
Coffee without milk 

Customer: Waiter, can I have a coffee without milk please?

Waiter: Sorry sir, we are out of milk. Instead, can you have coffee without sugar? 
Cockroach Soup 

Customer: Waiter, what is this cockroach doing in my chicken soup? 

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