Little Johnny Jokes

Little Johnny Jokes are jokes straight out of kids mouth; jokes based on the innocent questions and replies of kids.



Johnny Funny Jokes

Little Johnny asked at camp why is it that a single thrown match will start a forest fire when it takes you a full box to light our campfire?



Little Johnny was watching a baseball game the other day and asked "Daddy, if

winning isn't the be all and end all as you have taught me, then why does anyone

bother keeping score?".

Little Johnny Funny Jokes

Little Johnny took a note into school that his mother had written for the teacher following a picture that he had drawn of Mummy at work earlier that week. It read as follows:-

Dear Miss Jones,

the picture Johnny drew was not a pole on the stage of a dancing club but of

myself selling a shovel at Walmart. Yours Jenny Smith.





Teacher asked Little Johnny "Are you sure your mother wrote this note?". "Why?" he

asked. "Well, it says that Johnny can't do P.E. today as he is under the doctor. Please execute him.





The teacher asked the class "Does anyone know who built the vessel where animals went in two by two?".Little Johnny raised his hand and said "I can't

remember his name but I know he was an architect

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In maths class, the teacher had noticed that, as usual, Little Johnny wasn't paying

attention. She asked him "Johnny, what are 2,4, 8 and 16?

Quick as a flash he replied " CBS,CNN, Movies and the Cartoon Network".

Funny Little Johnny Jokes

All the children had been photographed in their school uniforms and the head teacher was persuading them all to buy the group picture. "Think about when you are older, you can look at it and reminice " There's Julie, she's now a doctor" or "Look at James, he's an accountant now". Little Johnny at the back is heard to say quietly " And there's Miss, she's dead".



Little Johnny watched as his mother put cream all over her face. "What's that for

Mummy" she asked. "To make Mummy more beautiful" she replied.

A little later as she started to remove the cream, Little Johnny said " You're not giving up already are you?".



Little Johnny Jokes

Little Johnny asks his Grandfather "Granddad, as you get older, do you find that

you sleep more?" "Yes" replied his Granddad "but it is mainly in the afternoons".





Little Johnnie asks his mum "How many birthdays has Dad had?"

"42" his mum replies. "No he's only had one; the others were anniversaries".





Little Johnny says to his Mum "Do you know what looks just like half an apple?".

She replied "No, what?" "The other half" he chuckled.