Short Jokes is a collection of some very short txt jokes, PJs and also some hilarious and funny jokes. Enjoy your time reading these titbits and be happy in life.
Short Jokes
Where can we find a sea without water and earth with out people?
Ans: On the map
2)which is the laziest mountain?
Ans: Ever-rest
3)A thing has a spark at one end and a fool at the other
Ans:Cigarette
Submitted by sushmitha on 21-Sep-2009
Short Jokes
Where can we find a sea without water and earth with out people?
Ans: On the map
2)which is the laziest mountain?
Ans: Ever-rest
3)A thing has a spark at one end and a fool at the other
Ans:Cigarette
Submitted by sushmitha on 21-Sep-2009
Short Jokes
Did you hear about the man who recently awoke from a thirty year coma and the
first thing he asked for was a cup of coffee. "Just a little cup" he asked "a lot of
caffeine tends to keep me awake".
Two cows were talking at market and Molly says to Daisy "I was artificially
inseminated an hour ago". Daisy replied " I don't believe that for a minute".
Molly retorted "Its true - no bull".
An invisible man and an invisible woman got married. You won't be surprised to
hear that the kids were nothing to look at either.
I was hit by a car and ended up in hospital. The Nurse asked me "Are you
comfortable?". "I replied "I make enough to get by thanks".
I was on the bus last week when a woman and her baby got on. The bus driver
commented that it was the ugliest child that he had ever seen. "That's not nice" I
said to the woman " You go and have words with him , don't worry, I will look
after this monkey for you".
I knew my relationship was doomed when my girlfriend said to me " the last
thing that I would wish to do is to ever hurt you. However, it is still there on the
list.
Definition of a Diplomat
A person who has the abilty to say "Go to Hell" in a way that makes you look
forward to going.
A miserable old drunk in a bar shouted out "Remember, if this world didn't suck
so much, we would probably all fall off it".
My Mexican cousin once told me that life should be taken with a pinch of
salt ....and a wedge of lemon ....... not forgetting a large measure of tequilla.
Did you hear about the man who recently awoke from a thirty year coma and the
first thing he asked for was a cup of coffee. "Just a little cup" he asked "a lot of
caffeine tends to keep me awake".
Two cows were talking at market and Molly says to Daisy "I was artificially
inseminated an hour ago". Daisy replied " I don't believe that for a minute".
Molly retorted "Its true - no bull".
An invisible man and an invisible woman got married. You won't be surprised to
hear that the kids were nothing to look at either.
I was hit by a car and ended up in hospital. The Nurse asked me "Are you
comfortable?". "I replied "I make enough to get by thanks".
I was on the bus last week when a woman and her baby got on. The bus driver
commented that it was the ugliest child that he had ever seen. "That's not nice" I
said to the woman " You go and have words with him , don't worry, I will look
after this monkey for you".
I knew my relationship was doomed when my girlfriend said to me " the last
thing that I would wish to do is to ever hurt you. However, it is still there on the
list.
Definition of a Diplomat
A person who has the abilty to say "Go to Hell" in a way that makes you look
forward to going.
A miserable old drunk in a bar shouted out "Remember, if this world didn't suck
so much, we would probably all fall off it".
My Mexican cousin once told me that life should be taken with a pinch of
salt ....and a wedge of lemon ....... not forgetting a large measure of tequilla.
Funny Short Jokes
I bought my wife a Jaguar for her birthday this year. It ripped her to shreds. I
knew I should have bought her a car instead.
A duck went to a supermarket to buy some groceries. The cashier asked if the
duck was paying cash to which the duck replied "No, just stick it on my bill".
I went to the Dentist last week and said "What can I do with these yellow teeth
of mine". The dentist replied " A brown tie might go well..."
A friend of mine who is prone to tell untruths told me that a man from the local
asylum had thrown a grenade at him the other day. "What did you do" I asked
disbelievingly. " I took out the pin and threw it back" came the reply.
A new prisoner was asked by another inmate what he was in for. The answer
came "Unfortunately, I'm in for 10 years for telling the truth"
I saw this letter recently in our local lonely hearts ad page in the newspaper.
Dear Paul
Since we broke up I cannot eat or sleep properly. Please find it in your heart to
forgive me. I miss you terribly and still love you.
Love always
Victoria
P.S. Congratulations on last week's lottery win by the way.
I bought my wife a Jaguar for her birthday this year. It ripped her to shreds. I
knew I should have bought her a car instead.
A duck went to a supermarket to buy some groceries. The cashier asked if the
duck was paying cash to which the duck replied "No, just stick it on my bill".
I went to the Dentist last week and said "What can I do with these yellow teeth
of mine". The dentist replied " A brown tie might go well..."
A friend of mine who is prone to tell untruths told me that a man from the local
asylum had thrown a grenade at him the other day. "What did you do" I asked
disbelievingly. " I took out the pin and threw it back" came the reply.
A new prisoner was asked by another inmate what he was in for. The answer
came "Unfortunately, I'm in for 10 years for telling the truth"
I saw this letter recently in our local lonely hearts ad page in the newspaper.
Dear Paul
Since we broke up I cannot eat or sleep properly. Please find it in your heart to
forgive me. I miss you terribly and still love you.
Love always
Victoria
P.S. Congratulations on last week's lottery win by the way.
Laugh aloud short jokes
I went to our local bookmakers last week and I backed a greyhound at five to one.
Guess what? It came home at ten past three.
My brother took his new tie back to the store last week. "What is wrong with it?" asked the assistant. "It's far too tight" replied my brother.
My wife bought a brand new car yesterday and when she pressed the hooter it went WOOF WOOF WOOF - she'd bought a Rover.
The other day I was leaving home to go to work and my neighbour said to me " Any chance that you can give me a bit of a lift?" "Certainly" I replied "you look fantastic and that skirt goes really well with your eyes".
My wife went to our local ice cream parlour recently and asked for a vanilla ice
cream. "Hundreds and thousands" asked the assistant. "No" said my wife "just
one will suffice thanks".
At a recent to my dentist, as soon as I walked in he told me to say "Aaah". When I asked why he replied " Because my cat has just died".
Just as I returned home from work yesterday the telephone rang. I picked up the phone and asked "Who is speaking?". The voice replied "You are you fool".
I made a telephone call to our local swimming baths the other day. "Is that the
local baths " I asked. The voice replied "That all depends where you are phoning
from".
My wife went to our local pharmacy last week and asked "Can you make up something for me?". The pharmacist replied "George Clooney was in here not ten minutes ago". "Really" my wife replied. "No" I made it up" said the pharmacist.
I went to our local bookmakers last week and I backed a greyhound at five to one.
Guess what? It came home at ten past three.
My brother took his new tie back to the store last week. "What is wrong with it?" asked the assistant. "It's far too tight" replied my brother.
My wife bought a brand new car yesterday and when she pressed the hooter it went WOOF WOOF WOOF - she'd bought a Rover.
The other day I was leaving home to go to work and my neighbour said to me " Any chance that you can give me a bit of a lift?" "Certainly" I replied "you look fantastic and that skirt goes really well with your eyes".
My wife went to our local ice cream parlour recently and asked for a vanilla ice
cream. "Hundreds and thousands" asked the assistant. "No" said my wife "just
one will suffice thanks".
At a recent to my dentist, as soon as I walked in he told me to say "Aaah". When I asked why he replied " Because my cat has just died".
Just as I returned home from work yesterday the telephone rang. I picked up the phone and asked "Who is speaking?". The voice replied "You are you fool".
I made a telephone call to our local swimming baths the other day. "Is that the
local baths " I asked. The voice replied "That all depends where you are phoning
from".
My wife went to our local pharmacy last week and asked "Can you make up something for me?". The pharmacist replied "George Clooney was in here not ten minutes ago". "Really" my wife replied. "No" I made it up" said the pharmacist.
Hilarious Short Jokes
I saw an old man trying to cross a busy road the other day and asked him "Why are you attempting to cross the road here when there is a zebra crossing thirty yards from here? The old man replied " I hope he's having more luck than I am.
A man on a TV. quiz show was asked to name an Indian leader who had the title
Mahatma and the second name started with the letter G. "Geronimo" he replied
Note left for milkman : Do not leave any milk at Number 22 today as Mr Jones has died until further notice.
I had a terrible dream last night. I dreamt that I had eaten a twelve pound marshmallow. When I awoke this morning, my pillow had gone.
The police arrested my two kids the other day for drinking battery acid and eating
fireworks. One of them was charged and the other they let off.
Two television aerials met on a rooftop. They fell in love and were married. Although the ceremony was dreadful, the reception was excellent.
My sister's boyfriend said to her the other day "Your figure reminds me of a salt
pot". "I will take that remark as a condiment" she replied.
I went to our local butcher's last week and asked for two pounds of bacon.
"We only sell kilos here sir" said the butcher. "Okay" I replied "I'll have two
pounds of kilos then".
I saw an old man trying to cross a busy road the other day and asked him "Why are you attempting to cross the road here when there is a zebra crossing thirty yards from here? The old man replied " I hope he's having more luck than I am.
A man on a TV. quiz show was asked to name an Indian leader who had the title
Mahatma and the second name started with the letter G. "Geronimo" he replied
Note left for milkman : Do not leave any milk at Number 22 today as Mr Jones has died until further notice.
I had a terrible dream last night. I dreamt that I had eaten a twelve pound marshmallow. When I awoke this morning, my pillow had gone.
The police arrested my two kids the other day for drinking battery acid and eating
fireworks. One of them was charged and the other they let off.
Two television aerials met on a rooftop. They fell in love and were married. Although the ceremony was dreadful, the reception was excellent.
My sister's boyfriend said to her the other day "Your figure reminds me of a salt
pot". "I will take that remark as a condiment" she replied.
I went to our local butcher's last week and asked for two pounds of bacon.
"We only sell kilos here sir" said the butcher. "Okay" I replied "I'll have two
pounds of kilos then".
Funny Short Jokes
I was caught stealing in our local supermarket last week whilst balancing on a
couple of vampires shoulders. I was given 18 months for shoplifting on 2 counts.
I was at Waterloo station travelling to France and the man behind the ticket desk
said "Eurostar" I replied "I did reach the last eight on X-Factor, but ‘m no Will
Young".
My brother is a bit of a joker and the other day he phoned our local gym and asked
them if they could teach him the correct way to do the splits. They asked "Are you
flexible"? He replied "Wednesdays and Fridays are a problem, but otherwise no
problem.
I went into my local coffee shop the other day and said to the waitress "Is the
milk fresh?". "Put it like this" she said "It was grass less than two hours ago.
One thing has always puzzled me. Why is it a man is willing to pay $10 for an
item he wants that is worth $5 when a woman is wiling to pay $5 for an item
worth $10 that she doesn't want.?
Why is that although most married men tend to live longer than men who are
single, they are a much more willing not to?
Two snowmen are in a field. The first snowman says to the second " Strange isn't it but yes I can smell carrots as well".
I was caught stealing in our local supermarket last week whilst balancing on a
couple of vampires shoulders. I was given 18 months for shoplifting on 2 counts.
I was at Waterloo station travelling to France and the man behind the ticket desk
said "Eurostar" I replied "I did reach the last eight on X-Factor, but ‘m no Will
Young".
My brother is a bit of a joker and the other day he phoned our local gym and asked
them if they could teach him the correct way to do the splits. They asked "Are you
flexible"? He replied "Wednesdays and Fridays are a problem, but otherwise no
problem.
I went into my local coffee shop the other day and said to the waitress "Is the
milk fresh?". "Put it like this" she said "It was grass less than two hours ago.
One thing has always puzzled me. Why is it a man is willing to pay $10 for an
item he wants that is worth $5 when a woman is wiling to pay $5 for an item
worth $10 that she doesn't want.?
Why is that although most married men tend to live longer than men who are
single, they are a much more willing not to?
Two snowmen are in a field. The first snowman says to the second " Strange isn't it but yes I can smell carrots as well".
Amusing Short Jokes
I went to an Abba tribute night last week and saw a man playing Waterloo on his
didgeridoo. I said to the wife "Isn't that aboriginal".
I went into the jewellers the other day to buy a new watch and the assistant said to
me "Analogue". "No, the watch on its own is fine thank you "I replied.
A man goes into his local electrical store and asks "Is there anyone who can sell
me a food processor". The male assistant replied "Kenwood" I said "Okay, go and
get him then".
Yesterday I met a woman who compiles crosswords for a living. Her name was M
something R something A.
I read a brilliant book recently entitled "The History of Superglue". Once I had
read it, the words stuck in my mind for ages.
Our local policeman approached me the other day and handed me a piece of
greaseproof paper and a pencil. "Can you trace someone for me" he said.
My brother told my dad that he had opened a cabaret club. He said "You're
having me on aren't you? He replied "I'll certainly audition you but I can't make
any promises".
I telephoned our local builders yesterday and said "Is it okay to have a skip
outside the house tomorrow" He replied "You can have a dance if you want; it's
none of my business".
I went to an Abba tribute night last week and saw a man playing Waterloo on his
didgeridoo. I said to the wife "Isn't that aboriginal".
I went into the jewellers the other day to buy a new watch and the assistant said to
me "Analogue". "No, the watch on its own is fine thank you "I replied.
A man goes into his local electrical store and asks "Is there anyone who can sell
me a food processor". The male assistant replied "Kenwood" I said "Okay, go and
get him then".
Yesterday I met a woman who compiles crosswords for a living. Her name was M
something R something A.
I read a brilliant book recently entitled "The History of Superglue". Once I had
read it, the words stuck in my mind for ages.
Our local policeman approached me the other day and handed me a piece of
greaseproof paper and a pencil. "Can you trace someone for me" he said.
My brother told my dad that he had opened a cabaret club. He said "You're
having me on aren't you? He replied "I'll certainly audition you but I can't make
any promises".
I telephoned our local builders yesterday and said "Is it okay to have a skip
outside the house tomorrow" He replied "You can have a dance if you want; it's
none of my business".
Short Jokes
How many psychiatrists are needed to change a fuse?
Only one - but the fuse has to want to change
What is the final thing that goes through an insects mind as it hits your windscreen?
Its bottom
I read in the newspaper that 98 % of all accidents occur within a 5 mile radius of
the home – so I moved to a new house 8 miles away.
The weather has not been too bad this week – it only rained twice. 1st time for 3
days and 2nd time for 4 days.
Should this note blow away and you do not read it, please let me know as soon as
possible and I will leave you another one.
A woman hails a taxi cab. "Can you take me to the coach station please"? As they
travel along, the driver looks at her through his mirror and says to her "Do you
know that you are the fourth pregnant lady I've had in this cab this morning. "
The woman replies "but I'm not pregnant"
The taxi driver says "Yes but we are not at the coach station yet either".
How many psychiatrists are needed to change a fuse?
Only one - but the fuse has to want to change
What is the final thing that goes through an insects mind as it hits your windscreen?
Its bottom
I read in the newspaper that 98 % of all accidents occur within a 5 mile radius of
the home – so I moved to a new house 8 miles away.
The weather has not been too bad this week – it only rained twice. 1st time for 3
days and 2nd time for 4 days.
Should this note blow away and you do not read it, please let me know as soon as
possible and I will leave you another one.
A woman hails a taxi cab. "Can you take me to the coach station please"? As they
travel along, the driver looks at her through his mirror and says to her "Do you
know that you are the fourth pregnant lady I've had in this cab this morning. "
The woman replies "but I'm not pregnant"
The taxi driver says "Yes but we are not at the coach station yet either".
Funny Short Joke
My cousin went into our local video rental shop again and asked:
"I want to take out Batman Forever".
The female assistant replied "Sorry, you have to return it by Wednesday".
My cousin went into our local video rental shop again and asked:
"I want to take out Batman Forever".
The female assistant replied "Sorry, you have to return it by Wednesday".
Really Dumb Short Joke
What was the reason for the confused looking woman staring at the can of frozen Apple juice for twenty minutes?
Because it said Concentrate on the side of the can.
What was the reason for the confused looking woman staring at the can of frozen Apple juice for twenty minutes?
Because it said Concentrate on the side of the can.
Dumb Short Joke
I was walking home the other evening when I was attacked by a robber.
I fought for all my worth but the mugger was stronger and had me pinned down to the ground, rifled through my pockets only to find a single 50 pence coin.
"Why did you put up such a struggle for a measly 50 pence?"
"Oh, I thought you wanted the £100 I’ve hidden in my sock", I replied.
I was walking home the other evening when I was attacked by a robber.
I fought for all my worth but the mugger was stronger and had me pinned down to the ground, rifled through my pockets only to find a single 50 pence coin.
"Why did you put up such a struggle for a measly 50 pence?"
"Oh, I thought you wanted the £100 I’ve hidden in my sock", I replied.
Funny Husband and Wife short joke
A man on his deathbed calls over his wife of 60 years.
"Alice" he gasps "my dying wish is that after six months of my passing, you marry Bert from next door".
"But you said that you have always hated Bert" said Alice.
"O I do dear, I do.".
A man on his deathbed calls over his wife of 60 years.
"Alice" he gasps "my dying wish is that after six months of my passing, you marry Bert from next door".
"But you said that you have always hated Bert" said Alice.
"O I do dear, I do.".
Office interview joke
I applied for a job with a building society the other day. I studiously completed the
application form and gave it to the Manager, who read through it and when he had finished said
"With your credentials, I have the perfect opening for you"
"Great" I replied.
"It's called the door he said sternly Now get out", he said.
I applied for a job with a building society the other day. I studiously completed the
application form and gave it to the Manager, who read through it and when he had finished said
"With your credentials, I have the perfect opening for you"
"Great" I replied.
"It's called the door he said sternly Now get out", he said.
Husband and Wife Joke
My wife came home last week and shouted excitedly.
"Quick, pack your bags; I've won £20 million on the National Lottery".
"Where are we going" I asked.
She replied what's this:
"We – just pack your bags and get out you useless man".
My wife came home last week and shouted excitedly.
"Quick, pack your bags; I've won £20 million on the National Lottery".
"Where are we going" I asked.
She replied what's this:
"We – just pack your bags and get out you useless man".
Funny Waiter Joke
I went to a restaurant last week and just as my soup arrived, I needed the toilet. To make sure that no-one tampered with it' I wrote on my napkin "I have spit in this soup".
On my return I noticed that the waiter had written on the napkin "that's okay, so have I!".
I went to a restaurant last week and just as my soup arrived, I needed the toilet. To make sure that no-one tampered with it' I wrote on my napkin "I have spit in this soup".
On my return I noticed that the waiter had written on the napkin "that's okay, so have I!".
Funny Dumb Joke
Mother telephones her son "Your sister gave birth last week but I don't know if she had a girl or a boy so I can't tell you yet whether you are an auntie or an uncle".
Mother telephones her son "Your sister gave birth last week but I don't know if she had a girl or a boy so I can't tell you yet whether you are an auntie or an uncle".
One line short joke
The weather has not been too bad this week – it only rained twice. 1st time for 3 days and 2nd time for 4 days.
The weather has not been too bad this week – it only rained twice. 1st time for 3 days and 2nd time for 4 days.
Dumb Short Joke
I read in the newspaper that 98% of all accidents occur within a 5 mile radius of the home – so I moved to a new house 8 miles away.
I read in the newspaper that 98% of all accidents occur within a 5 mile radius of the home – so I moved to a new house 8 miles away.
Father Son Joke
Friend 1: When your dad thrashes you, how come you never get annoyed?
Friend 2: To control my anger, I start cleaning the toilet seat.
Friend 1: How does that help you on controlling your anger?
Friend 2: Well, I use my dad's toothbrush for cleaning the toilet.
Friend 1: When your dad thrashes you, how come you never get annoyed?
Friend 2: To control my anger, I start cleaning the toilet seat.
Friend 1: How does that help you on controlling your anger?
Friend 2: Well, I use my dad's toothbrush for cleaning the toilet.
Silly Billy Short Joke
Driver: Sir, you should always put a screw driver in the car all the time.
Owner: No, you drive alone; I don’t have much money to hire another driver.
Driver: Sir, you should always put a screw driver in the car all the time.
Owner: No, you drive alone; I don’t have much money to hire another driver.
Insulting Joke
After finishing the song:
Singer: So everyone, how do you feel now?
Listener: Excellent. Now tha you are not singing we are felling better than before.
After finishing the song:
Singer: So everyone, how do you feel now?
Listener: Excellent. Now tha you are not singing we are felling better than before.
Foolish Joke
Tim: You know Jim; foolish people believe everything without any doubt.
Jim: Do you have any doubt about it?
Tim: Nope.
Tim: You know Jim; foolish people believe everything without any doubt.
Jim: Do you have any doubt about it?
Tim: Nope.
Funny Clerk Joke
A woman bought some stuffs from a supermarket and went to the counter.
Women: please check me out now, I am in a hurry.
The clerk looked at the woman for some 5 seconds.
Then said,'Perfect!'
A woman bought some stuffs from a supermarket and went to the counter.
Women: please check me out now, I am in a hurry.
The clerk looked at the woman for some 5 seconds.
Then said,'Perfect!'
Short Politician Joke
A Political leader is giving a speech:
If you vote for me, I will build a bridge for you.
Listener: But we don’t have any river.
Leader: I will dig a river and then build the bridge.
A Political leader is giving a speech:
If you vote for me, I will build a bridge for you.
Listener: But we don’t have any river.
Leader: I will dig a river and then build the bridge.
Funny Men Joke
Two men are quarrelling.
Man 1: I am warning you. Don’t let me to bring out the beast inside me.
Man 2: Whatever. I am not scared of rats.
Two men are quarrelling.
Man 1: I am warning you. Don’t let me to bring out the beast inside me.
Man 2: Whatever. I am not scared of rats.
Tiny Joke
Question: What will happen if a snail becomes a sailor?
Answer: Snailor.
Question: What will happen if a snail becomes a sailor?
Answer: Snailor.
Silly Cop Joke
Mr. Parker: Police, help me, I can’t find my son.
Police: Sorry, I am not good at hide and seek.
Mr. Parker: Police, help me, I can’t find my son.
Police: Sorry, I am not good at hide and seek.
Lawyer Joke
The court becomes crowded.
Judge: Order! Order!
Culprit: Two hamburgers and a soda please.
The court becomes crowded.
Judge: Order! Order!
Culprit: Two hamburgers and a soda please.
Father Son and Mother Short Joke
While filling a form:
Son: What should I write about my mother tongue?
Father: Too long.
While filling a form:
Son: What should I write about my mother tongue?
Father: Too long.
Police Short Joke
Policeman: Please, give me a description of the missing account holder.
Bank manager: He was 5 feet tall and 7500000$ short.
Policeman: Please, give me a description of the missing account holder.
Bank manager: He was 5 feet tall and 7500000$ short.
Short Joke
Mimi: Why do you always close your eyes when you sing?
Simon: Because I hate to see my audience sleeping.
Mimi: Why do you always close your eyes when you sing?
Simon: Because I hate to see my audience sleeping.
Funny Short Joke
Two men were fighting.
Man 1: I will take all your teeth.
Man 2: You want it? Fine, I will give it to you.
Man 1: ???
Man 2: Yes, my teeth are fake.
Two men were fighting.
Man 1: I will take all your teeth.
Man 2: You want it? Fine, I will give it to you.
Man 1: ???
Man 2: Yes, my teeth are fake.
Short Jokes
What dress can be worn?
Address
What did the male magnet say to the female magnet?
I find you attractive.
What do you call a baby after its six months old?
A seventh month old baby.
What dress can be worn?
Address
What did the male magnet say to the female magnet?
I find you attractive.
What do you call a baby after its six months old?
A seventh month old baby.
Funny Kid
Did you hear about the kid-napping?
Yes, I switched on the TV and the kid woke up.
Did you hear about the kid-napping?
Yes, I switched on the TV and the kid woke up.
Short and Funny Marriage Joke
In the 1st year after a couple gets married, the husband speaks and the wife listens. In 2nd year of marriage the wife speaks and the husband listens. In the 3rd year of marriage, both of them speak and the neighbours listen.
In the 1st year after a couple gets married, the husband speaks and the wife listens. In 2nd year of marriage the wife speaks and the husband listens. In the 3rd year of marriage, both of them speak and the neighbours listen.
Funniest Joke
Santa: How do you want to die?
Banta: I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather, not screaming or yelling like the passengers in the car he was driving.
Santa: How do you want to die?
Banta: I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather, not screaming or yelling like the passengers in the car he was driving.
Hilarious Joke
I am very good in tennis, football and pro wrestling but I had to stop playing them because my Xbox fell down and broke.
I am very good in tennis, football and pro wrestling but I had to stop playing them because my Xbox fell down and broke.
Sports Joke
How do soccer stars stay cool during a game?
They stay in front of fans!
How do soccer stars stay cool during a game?
They stay in front of fans!
Sick Hotel Joke
Customer: Excuse me, but its disgusting to see the way you put your thumb inside my soup, when you served it.
Waiter: My thumb had an infection and it felt good to put it inside the warm soup.
Customer: Excuse me, but its disgusting to see the way you put your thumb inside my soup, when you served it.
Waiter: My thumb had an infection and it felt good to put it inside the warm soup.
Education Joke
Mother: Our son is stealing money where ever I keep them, what to do now?
Father: Keep them in his school books; he never touches them.
Mother: Our son is stealing money where ever I keep them, what to do now?
Father: Keep them in his school books; he never touches them.
Funny Short Joke
Person 1: Look at that weird looking boy with short cowboy like hair and flashy dress.
Person 2: Oh, that? Thats a girl and she is my daughter.
Person 1: Oh, am sorry! I didnt know you are her father.
Person 2: Actually I am her mother, not father.
Person 1: Look at that weird looking boy with short cowboy like hair and flashy dress.
Person 2: Oh, that? Thats a girl and she is my daughter.
Person 1: Oh, am sorry! I didnt know you are her father.
Person 2: Actually I am her mother, not father.
Funny Dumb Short Joke
Santa: How far is the land from here?
Banta: Around 1 mile from here.
Santa: Which direction, North or South?
Banta: Downwards.
Santa: How far is the land from here?
Banta: Around 1 mile from here.
Santa: Which direction, North or South?
Banta: Downwards.
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