Two Line Jokes are short funny jokes which are written in just two lines. Most of them are question answer type jokes with the amswer provoking laughter. These are entertaining and quick to read jokes.
Silly 2 Line PJ
Q. Where do you find a one legged cow?
A. Where ever you left it.
Q. Where do you find a one legged cow?
A. Where ever you left it.
Comedy Stoplight Joke
What's the reason for the stoplight turning red?
Wouldn't you if you had to change in the middle of the street?
What's the reason for the stoplight turning red?
Wouldn't you if you had to change in the middle of the street?
2 Line Joke about Boomerang
What's the name for a boom-a-rang, that doesn't come back at you?
Answer: A Stick!
What's the name for a boom-a-rang, that doesn't come back at you?
Answer: A Stick!
Think and Laugh Joke
Do you know why a room full of married people looks so empty and deserted?
There's not even a "Single person" in it.
Do you know why a room full of married people looks so empty and deserted?
There's not even a "Single person" in it.
Funny Short Joke
In what way are chopped mutton and pea soup different?
You chop mutton, but can you pea soup?
In what way are chopped mutton and pea soup different?
You chop mutton, but can you pea soup?
Joke?
Q: What's the name for a charismatic at an auction?
A: Broke.
Q: What's the name for a charismatic at an auction?
A: Broke.
Short 2 Line Joke
Do you know anything about the dyslexic agnostic schizophrenic?
She was in two minds as to whether there's a dog!
Do you know anything about the dyslexic agnostic schizophrenic?
She was in two minds as to whether there's a dog!
Two Line Women Joke
In what way are a woman and a magnet different?
Magnets have a positive side!
In what way are a woman and a magnet different?
Magnets have a positive side!
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